Audrey Tendai 🇿🇼

a whole lot of retweet and nonsense.

[Audrey Tendai 🇿🇼 @80audrey]

Today I signed my contract, it’s official, your girl is now a Marketing executive 🥹 !! From dropping out of uni to hustling and securing a corporate job, God did God did God did 🙏🏾

[Audrey Tendai 🇿🇼 @80audrey]

They neverrrr should have let me learn about capri’s because boy oh boy, I love me a capri combo 😮‍💨

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

This economy is so fckd you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money and all you did was buy food

[nico 🏁 @bombdiggy__]

Let me not even complain about the heat being unbeatable. I remember at the start of the year it rained for like 45 days straight

[#HYFR @bxns_hyfr]

Bank Holiday in the UK means spending more money in 3 days than you planned for the whole month.

[Audrey Tendai 🇿🇼 @80audrey]

@ShanShanN0 🤣🤣🤣🤣 if I got married everyone would know about it girl!!

[Audrey Tendai 🇿🇼 @80audrey]

I can’t believe I don’t have even one picture of myself from the wedding 😭🙂

[Audrey Tendai 🇿🇼 @80audrey]

My dress was chefs kiss!!

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

to stay in a calorie deficit you really just have to go to bed 😭

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

IG really ateeeeee with the “block any other accounts they may make” 😭

[cj- @cjnieI]

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

Adulthood is realizing when you’re on your last straw, there’s always a laster straw!

[Ms Cherry 🍒 @KayCWaffles]

Schooling while working??? Ummmm I dont recommend 😭😭😭😭

[♧ @Carter__boy_]

I will pay for my convenience.. I don’t like stress😭

[Ama🔆 @Ama_Khanyi]

God forbid I marry a man who can’t eat pasta for dinner because he believes kuti “haigutise”😫😫🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

He will disgrace himself please.
I can never be put to shame.

[Motolani Alake @OneMotolani]

Don’t let anybody shame you for things you did out of love.

Especially when they were done with good intentions and not for ulterior motives or transactional purposes.

[Oluwaseun💕 @seunnimi]

please be picky, whatever you want exists

[nyakego @NyakegoMaponya]

I owe my parents an apology for not believing them when they said they didn’t have money on payday 😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the AUDACITY of my body to be tired after i gave it 8 hours of sleep. like bro i gave you everything.

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

last celebrity baby to have a normal name was jaden smith