Yoshi

Mario is my best friend. Please kill me...

[Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @Hormonella]

When at last you gaze into the Lost Ark of the Covenant

[Weab.fr @WeabFR]

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[instagram followers @FollowersSales]

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[Evil Home Stereo @Chyld]

My girlfriend bought me a 3" dildo as a gag gift. Jokes on her, 3" doesn't trigger my gag reflex.

[Evil Home Stereo @Chyld]

Which one of The Commodores played bass? Aw, who the fuck am I kidding, they probably all did.

[Evil Home Stereo @Chyld]

That's cool. No need to retweet me. I don't need new followers. I fucking love tweeting into outer space.

[Evil Home Stereo @Chyld]

My girl's ex just asked me how his dick tastes. Idk dude, it's been watered down by like 17 other dicks.

[Allie Clay @tonka8080]

If you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours, fuck your doctor, call me!

[Evil Home Stereo @Chyld]

My brother dropped out of school to become a ninja. I never see him. :,(

[Evil Home Stereo @Chyld]

I just sneezed so hard, my asshole went back in time. Back to a time before I wiped.

[Yoshi @80sYoshi]

Your self-esteem is an asshole.

[Evil Home Stereo @Chyld]

Mick Jagger is like 10x my age with 20x the energy. I really need to do more heroin. #Grammys

[Evil Home Stereo @Chyld]

Just invented this--> .Y <--That's a guy with his hands in the air, partying like he doesn't care SO WELL that his head fell off. Enjoy.

[Evil Home Stereo @Chyld]

A few years ago I went to surprise my gf at her job on V-Day & her coworkers informed me that she was on her honeymoon. #ScrewValentinesDay

[Evil Home Stereo @Chyld]

Whoa. My G.I. Tract tried to trick me into thinking I had air, but there was a flood coming. No sweat. My ass pulled a Remo Williams.

[Evil Home Stereo @Chyld]

If Colgate® ever makes a Balls flavored toothpaste, maybe Ke$ha will get some flouride in her penis portal & just use the Jack as mouthwash.

[Evil Home Stereo @Chyld]

I like my women like I like my yard. As large as possible & no one else in it but me.