I was just changing my 2 week old nieceβs diaper and she PROJECTILE SHARTED all over me, all over her pack and play, all over the floor, on her momβs brand new shoes.
Tweeting this so I can reminder her when sheβs older.
Student 1: Miss Leyvas, you wouldnβt get anything for your kids?
Student 2: MISS LEYVAS AINT GOT NO KID REMEMBER?
SHE AINT EVEN GOT A HUSBAND
SHE LONESOME