Jay P

PhD from Hollywood Upstairs Medical College
#TeamBeard, member or the Goalie Union, cat lover
#Canucks #KeepPounding #RiderNation

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@matttomic @a_picazo it knows what it did

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@CaptMark_chill @SethAbramson

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@IconicChriss best

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@KurtBenkert Panthers fan here and I agree with one added stip for comedy.

that losing-record team gets to pick who gets in to spoil someone's day

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@TheTrueVanguard Rise from your grave/Welcome to your doom

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@RandipJanda however...him playing hurts the Canucks, which makes the league happy

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@keeks_2021 monkey paw's gonna get you

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@TheStanchion a Kimani Vidal TD
AND
a Max Sasson goal?

Vidaaaaal Sassooooon

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@SimonMiller316 @NylaRoseBeast at least Elmo didn't tell you that you don't deserve to tickle him...

...or did he and you didn't want to share the shame and now I've brought it all back to the fore?

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@NFL @chargers Indy, urine trouble

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@benkuzma not "just"

that shit was late AF

need to threaten Ovie if they want fair refs

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@BrandonPerna the "we ass" shirt should be "wee ass"

with the tiniest cheeks possible

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@BrandonPerna push that tush from end zone to end zone

the only way it would have been funnier is if the @Panthers were the ones doing it.

#KeepPounding

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@jackjhs10 @SamMonsonNFL @StevePalazzolo_ when did half of the Faces of Fear join the Jags?

https://t.co/Sn7C4P7X7w

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@StevePalazzolo_ did you know that their favourite band is @aperfectcircle ?

#0corners

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Just got screeched in

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@politico 100 years? Rookie

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@Nikon850D @TheRickWilson The brand is sphincter and stinker

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@leftcoastbabe @TheRickWilson And why does that price include a bejeweled buttplug?

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@JFreshHockey You talkin' mangcado rolls?

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@EBlade3529 @SimonMiller316 @chaos_wrestling I was ensured that 2+2=potato

Where is the potato?