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25 | they/she

[:3 @81RCH13]

NO SHOES. NO SHIRT. HULK STILL GET SERVICE.

[pari ᢉ𐭩 @comfypari]

real gooners are still able to cum on an SSRI

[Daramgar @Daramgaria]

CRISPR would be a beautiful name for an air fryer

[Cat Bastard Quinn @QuinnCat13]

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING.

Dumbass.

[snarky (check pinned pls) @shamdrewhuss]

im so sad minions arent real They would be my friends

[̸̇̎/̸̄̿̅̎̎̅͆ ͆͆͆͆̔̿͞ ͆̅̿̄͞ ̿ ̄̇̿̚ ̎ ̎͆ @coolgirlatbar]

Sometimes you just have to shut the fuck up and get sexy

[pris @pwiscila]

It’s almost #ForgetAboutItFriday! None of that actually happened to you 😊

[z @z4pych4n]

how goated it is to be anything at all

[Amelia @Ameliuhhhh]

I’m going to kill yourself

[Moe 🧊 @MoeKJV1611jaja]

His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade

[Blaxx🦇 @biggblaxxx]

Me going back and forth between healed and insane every day

[mikka @possiblymikka]

packed week

[brendan @lakeshoredr1ve]

stupid thing that just came to my mind

[🏳️‍⚧️Hazel-Bee Writes a Manifesto @MukkyWaffle]

#shortformcontent #doitforthevine

[‎➳ ⋆.𖥔 𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 @gildfae]

Oops woke up with a fat ass and an undying love for lord of the rings again

[Mariko - Sama @Rockstarway1]

When you're not micromanaged at work you realize there's actually no reason to work all 8 hours of the day

[feef @feefal_]

must feel fantastic to be a ceramic cup dipped in glaze… but the looming threat of exploding in the kiln would stress me out a bit, ngl

[Lychee @ybglychee]

Hinge never downloaded screenshot for sale $5 dollars dm me