Rocket Raccoon

Former captain of the new Guardians of the Galaxy. Horny as hell~ Highly selective.

No taboo.

His pet: @YourMitaPet

[Rocket Raccoon @89P13_Rocket_]

Ｒｏｃｋｅｔ Ｒａｃｃｏｏｎ

Ｄｏｍ

Ｓｍａｌｌ ｗｉｔｈ ａ ｈｕｇｅ ｐａｃｋａｇｅ

Ｌｏｖｅｓ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｗｏｒｓｈｉｐｐｅｄ

Ｈａｔｅｓ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｒｅｍｉｎｄｅｄ ｈｅ＇ｓ ｓｍａｌｌ

[Rocket Raccoon @89P13_Rocket_]

@ShockinglyHard Yeah~ as long as he doesn't mind Rocket to chain him up. He doesn't want his cocksucker to run away~

[Rocket Raccoon @89P13_Rocket_]

@bluehimbo 4ft tall. But don't underestimate me~

[• . 𝐂𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐄-𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐀🧋. • @bluehimbo]

Reply to this and I’ll show you how your muses height compares to coffee’s!

To start us off, he’s a whopping 7’2 whole feet and inches of pure lovable 𝐇𝐈𝐌𝐁𝐎!

Pretty impressive for an oversized puppy like him 😮‍💨🩵

[Rocket Raccoon @89P13_Rocket_]

@DrunkRacc I wanna say 20. But I'll say 30.

[Rocket Raccoon @89P13_Rocket_]

Cute. Don't mind one or two lewd gropes while we're at it~

[𝓛𝓮𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓸 @LoveAndWar___]

Local dilf wants to kiss you.

[murkwater 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @murkwaterMonstr]

"You 'really' like what you see? Weirdo."

Rocket is presenting a himself to you :3 Your pick on where you go first! He'll make sure you know how to treat him right....

[Rocket Raccoon @89P13_Rocket_]

@TheNewAtlas__ @LoveAndWar___ —...flark

[Rocket Raccoon @89P13_Rocket_]

—Don't make it weird!

[Rocket Raccoon @89P13_Rocket_]

@LoveAndWar___ Size difference

[𝓛𝓮𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓸 𝓞𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓸𝓷 @TheNewAtlas__]

— S-Since everyone else is doing this...

Fav + RT + Pic of your muse = Result.

[🌘~ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ~ 🌒 (🟡) @Fanged_Lover]

Cough cough.

[Rocket Raccoon @89P13_Rocket_]

Does this mean I'm 3ft tall? Bullshit! I'm 4!!!!

[Aloha 🦝 @AlohaBGM]

he so small he only need one popcorn

[Aloha 🦝 @AlohaBGM]

The greatest movie of all time released three years ago!! Vol. 3 was a life-changing and beautiful theater experience that I wish I got to have for the first time all over again. I love this film so much it means so much to me and helped me thru a rough era. #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy

[Rocket Raccoon @89P13_Rocket_]

@StarPilot__ —You talk too much. Why don't you prove you're a man?

[Rocket Raccoon @89P13_Rocket_]

——DON'T SAY A WORD!

[Rocket Raccoon @89P13_Rocket_]

@StarPilot__ —What fits me then fox?

[Rocket Raccoon @89P13_Rocket_]

@StarPilot__ —Fucker!...say them.

[—𝑭𝒐𝒙 𝑴𝒄𝑪𝒍𝒐𝒖𝒅 @frenziedfur]

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