Lysander, 8 CHA Bard

music, language learning (日本語/中文/한국어), nerd shit. not even legible to myself. assigned wordcel at birth. dms open.

[Lysander, 8 CHA Bard @8chabard]

hi i noticed you from across the boundless gulf that separates two people from ever truly knowing one another's innermost selves and i really like your vibe

[Lysander, 8 CHA Bard @8chabard]

@lumpfished honesty im not sure i understand the crab pizza either

[Lysander, 8 CHA Bard @8chabard]

lol im eating crab pizza watching the latest episode of danadan

iykyk

[Lysander, 8 CHA Bard @8chabard]

i dont know if id get it again tho

[Lysander, 8 CHA Bard @8chabard]

it's good

not wonderful but definitely not disgusting

[Lysander, 8 CHA Bard @8chabard]

i have psyopped myself into trying crab pizza

will report back

[Lysander, 8 CHA Bard @8chabard]

this is my most liked actual banger https://t.co/sXQPsH2UiS

[Lysander, 8 CHA Bard @8chabard]

my gf: would you still love me if i was a worm?
me: it's "were." if you *were* a worm.
my gf:
me: it's a subjunctive clause.
my ex-gf:

[Lysander, 8 CHA Bard @8chabard]

lol

[Lysander, 8 CHA Bard @8chabard]

these ones are kinda cringe to have in the top 10 idk

[Lysander, 8 CHA Bard @8chabard]

lol https://t.co/0DcvRmt6fB

[West Coast Kenny @kenthecowboy_]

"In my experience, people in my ingroup tend to have more empathy"

Dude no way

[Lysander, 8 CHA Bard @8chabard]

@kenthecowboy_ this is one of the most iconic and canonical ken tweets to me
https://t.co/lKbiWfSUfX

[West Coast Kenny @kenthecowboy_]

@dissproportion I simply accept any and all excuses from a woman. You can't date me because you have to wash your hair? Of course, queen. Don't want a relationship because of the economy? Say no more. Dumping me because Aries is in Aquarius? That's all you had to say

[Lysander, 8 CHA Bard @8chabard]

@kenthecowboy_ almost blew one out reading this

[Lysander, 8 CHA Bard @8chabard]

@FractalAuth yea idk how people complain about the lovely pineapple when stuff like this exists

[Lysander, 8 CHA Bard @8chabard]

i have psyopped myself into trying crab pizza

will report back

[Lysander, 8 CHA Bard @8chabard]

i need sleep

[Lysander, 8 CHA Bard @8chabard]

oh no my hotel is 5 minutes from guitar center im doomed

[Lysander, 8 CHA Bard @8chabard]

i forgot i tweeted this and then saw it on the timeline and i was like wow me too that’s relatable what are the chances

[eigenrobot @eigenrobot]

do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

@AdsoOfBelk Soul- as -a - service

[Lysander, 8 CHA Bard @8chabard]

no wifi on this flight. ill miss you all terribly

[West Coast Kenny @kenthecowboy_]

People tell kids "don't complain," but this actually Lays out why you shouldn't

I don't complain about politics because I don't vote
I don't complain about women because I don't let them mistreat me
I don't complain about my job because if I don't like it, I quit