hi i noticed you from across the boundless gulf that separates two people from ever truly knowing one another's innermost selves and i really like your vibe
@dissproportion I simply accept any and all excuses from a woman. You can't date me because you have to wash your hair? Of course, queen. Don't want a relationship because of the economy? Say no more. Dumping me because Aries is in Aquarius? That's all you had to say
People tell kids "don't complain," but this actually Lays out why you shouldn't
I don't complain about politics because I don't vote
I don't complain about women because I don't let them mistreat me
I don't complain about my job because if I don't like it, I quit