Oswald

Smile! Laugh! Been seen and heard and bird and- TURD! Ohohoho!!!

// Grown ass man

[Oswald @8oClockClarinet]

@MotherOfGears So curious! So ponderous! How fun! To think instead of playing! They're just like you! So fun!

[Oswald @8oClockClarinet]

@DanteManager12 // Happy burstday! Can't believe you're so big now... seems like it just yesterday you burst from your parent's chest

[Oswald @8oClockClarinet]

[He was crouched by the window, tapping on it, trying to get the Boot's attention]

Pst! Pst! Hey! The prank! The prank worked! I said you're going to U Corp! If I don't tell you nobody would know and that wouldn't be a real prank!

[Oswald @8oClockClarinet]

@MotherOfGears @reverbsblue // He'll get his turn, he doesn't care. Other people get to have fun too!

[Oswald @8oClockClarinet]

How joyous! How cute! So much fun!

[Oswald @8oClockClarinet]

@__BloodRedNight If you say so!

[Oswald @8oClockClarinet]

[Oswald is skipping while snapping his fingers to some bizarre tune he's humming]

Heeheehoo! Gonna go play with my pajama partners friends! 🎶 Gonna have so much fun it makes me wanna run! 🎵

Bossman doesn't know! Bossman doesn't know so don't show! Secret trip! Coin flip! 🎶

[Oswald @8oClockClarinet]

Heeheeho! Bossman likes it when I kiss him! But he doesn't like it when I say so, so stay quiet! Keep a secret! Keep it hidden under lock and key!

[𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖆 — The Blood–Red Night @__BloodRedNight]

Oh my Elders they are so fucking gay.

[Oswald @8oClockClarinet]

@__BloodRedNight @MotherOfGears Fun!?

[Oswald @8oClockClarinet]

Heeheeho! These purple people are so fun! I took their books and they got these angry looks! Ohohoho!

We're playing tag! I won't get caught, I'm too fast! They are not!

[Oswald @8oClockClarinet]

@reverbsblue @gregorslover More playtime! Yippee!

[Oswald @8oClockClarinet]

[Oswald looks about ready to murder anyone and everyone he comes across]

[Oswald @8oClockClarinet]

Soon! Pajama party soo- Oho! Pajama partners! I see them! Holding pajama silk! Silky smooth!

I want it! I want it now! Pajama party! But bossman said to wait! Wait until noon! I will follow them! If no pajamas soon I make them pop! Pop pop pop!

@FlannelDuNoir
@lePlusBeauRouge

[Oswald @8oClockClarinet]

Pajama party... Silky smooth...

[He seems impatient, barely keeping himself together by "playing" with random Fixers]

Soon. Soon! Soon by noon! Any later and they snooze! Snooze you lose! You lose you choose what limb I tear off first!

[Oswald @8oClockClarinet]

Pajama party... Silky smooth...

[He seems impatient, barely keeping himself together by "playing" with random Fixers]

Soon. Soon! Soon by noon! Any later and they snooze! Snooze you lose! You lose you choose what limb I tear off first!

[Oswald @8oClockClarinet]

Getting a pair a pajamas! Pajama pair! Pair a pears! Pair a pants! Pajama pants! Heehehehe!

[He's humming a tune]

Thin, thin ice! If the pair ain't nice we break the ice!
Fishy sleep! If the pair ain't nice we sink em deep!
Skip and hop! If the pair ain't nice we make em pop!

[Oswald @8oClockClarinet]

@YesterdaysOaths So bad! So bad! Not a fad!

[Oswald @8oClockClarinet]

@durougeguy I hope they're nice! Silky smooth and soft! The ones the Carnival made were nice! No! Not nice! Chaffed my skin! Not fun! Not fun!
Good pajamas! Happy llamas!

[He skips away humming some nonsensical tune]

[Oswald @8oClockClarinet]

Wowie! Your maskface is so cool! No! Not sharp enough! Not enough teeth! Your colour is awesome! So red! So fed!

[Bordeaux Office Sales Associate: Ferdinand @durougeguy]

Can I get a single gimmick that is like “wow I love your mask!” “Your brand is awesome!”

[Ataru @Tres196_]

A Sword and a Pen walk into a restaurant.

[Oswald @8oClockClarinet]

@durougeguy I am! I'm so red! And blue! And white! And black! I'm gonna have pajamas! Are you making pajamas? If you fail making pajamas I get to pop you! Popopop!