Chris Carey

Professional comic who just is a normal dude who loves taking sunset pics and pooping with my iPad.

[Chris Carey @8thstMeat]

The Peloton bike is this generations NordicTrack.

[Chris Carey @8thstMeat]

@Delta am in supposed to watch tv like this?? I get the person is in first class and I am in comfort + but this angle seems ridiculous. 😂

[Chris Carey @8thstMeat]

@Delta am in supposed to watch tv like this?? I get the person is in first class and I am in comfort + but this angle seems ridiculous. 😂

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$100k!! @Lakers

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@SonderStays compare these two photos and tell me these are same views??

Rest assured they are not

[Sonder @SonderStays]

@8thstMeat @Airbnb Hi Chris, the layout, furniture, and decor of your space may vary from what's shown on the website, but rest assured the images accurately represent a Sonder property!

[Chris Carey @8thstMeat]

I wish @RebeccaTaylorAz was in Phoenix with me to report on this experience. She would never let this slide. 😃

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I’m not sure how @SonderStays are even allowed to list on @Airbnb when photos clearly aren’t of the location. They need to be banned from listing for this clearly false advertising @AirbnbHelp

[Chris Carey @8thstMeat]

The full response from @SonderStays is not how the internet works when renting a place in 2023. This verbiage may work for dating sites but not for @Airbnb

[Chris Carey @8thstMeat]

My @Airbnb experience via @SonderStays is a classic bait and switch. A horrible customer experience

The Airbnb pics are not even close to the place I am staying at.

The response for Sonder is “These photo represent a group of similar but not identical spaces”

Do they tho??

[Chris Carey @8thstMeat]

I’m not sure how @SonderStays are even allowed to list on @Airbnb when photos clearly aren’t of the location. They need to be banned from listing for this clearly false advertising @AirbnbHelp

[Chris Carey @8thstMeat]

@dpshow I knew my dad singing voice wouldn't be missed and made fun of. 🤣 Thanks for making our mornings a little more fun. @dpshow baby gear next?

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@brooklynfritzy @HiMyNameIsSeton @PaulPabst 😂

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No matter which room my son is in, he will always come out when he hears the @dpshow theme song!! He loves it. #dpshow

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@PagnattiJr

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@ColinCowherd @bakermayfield Sasha is the real star of this pic. Ever since he hit those 2 free throws against the Celtics he hasn’t paid for a meal or drink in Los Angeles @ColinCowherd

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@avpbeach but you can take off your mask once inside ShellBack. What a weird world we live in

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@Raiders