90 Day Alumni podcast

Episode recaps from a real K-1 couple. Learn the answers to all your burning questions about Portugal!

[Handsome Monkey King @BussySmeller2]

Canadians being deported from America is so funny how do you fuck up that bad I didn't know they could do that

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@JadeAtrophis Yes, I would rather have a bunch of money so my husband could quit his job and spend more time with me than spend several thousand years without him.

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@extradeadjcb Was he an asshole? When I was a kid we had a rooster that would spur us constantly, and he was the only animal we ever killed where I said "YAY"

[D. Aldo Montóia d'Alforreca 🇵🇹 🇺🇸 @lord_tile]

Progressive fiction writers only write self-inserts. Not as escapism, nor a power trip, but as the materialization of an alt-universe where they have friends.

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@MadScientistFF Doritos. I'm pretty sure they put a compound in there that keeps you from getting full.

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@ChannelHonest Todd in the Shadows. His politics are annoying af, but he can be really funny sometimes.

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@oucrimsongirl Dish soap. I tried something that wasn't Dawn exactly once and highly regretted it.

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@skrrt_out @NoContextBrits This is the Rosetta Stone of our time

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@90Leaks She looks like a hypoallergenic Grinch.

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@kinkylinky101 Hey, I've tried to DM you twice and it won't go through for some reason, but I'd love to be a part of this if you're serious about wanting help. Hmu.

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@mask_bastard Plastic Love

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@mikerecine Yeah, well, she's young enough to be desensitized to being told to kill herself online.

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@proetrie

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@itsjustfatimah That's just not how our hair texture works. Trying to "fix" your hairline as a white person doesn't make it look neat and tidy, it makes it look stupid.

[Silenced on Site @77_steeze]

Anthony Fauci himself could jump on twitter and say “the vaccines were a huge mistake” and the first comment would be from the bassist of like, “The Bravery” going “dude I love you like a brother, but XBB.1.5 is raging right now. Maybe just don’t”

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@BussySmeller2 Nikocado Avocado and various mail order brides from 90 Day Fiancé.

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@MKUltraGoth Hating is fun, though.

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@TomNamako @kattenbarge @tylerkingkade @NBCNews "I turned your face into a pulp, honey! YOU'RE PULPY WIIIIIIIIIFE!"

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@BiskyRusiness This really sets a new record in the Current Thing speedrun.