Hands Olsen

I’m not affiliated with Hans Olsen in any way. This is a parody account. I’m here to balance his biased Ute reporting. And unlike him, I won’t block you.

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@snowyxq1 Jackson Mississippi.

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@secnumbersguy How do you know when the SEC only plays each other?

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@ClayTravis The SEC didn’t get what they wanted? How could this happen?

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@ClayTravis @espn When will SEC fans realize that the rest of the country is bored with the SEC?

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@lsu_capital Yep, and without a single former professional on their roster.

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@therealutahutes Exactly. Bear runs way better and has a better arm.

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@ScalleysBurnerr Shows how much no one is impressed with Utah’s gimmicky offense.

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@thegaryutah Right? Shows how much no one cares or respects Utah outside your little fanbase.

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@ItsStella_4 I wish both sides would do both instead of talking about just one.

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@marcus_ut182 @UteOutsider The 5 times he’s thrown a pass? Not quite the same.

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When Utah is in the top 20, should they really be?

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@LuckeyUte But when Utah is, should they really be?

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@khanny11 @Emerson_HVE @PKKinahan Worried about ND. Not worried about Utah.

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@IrishUte23 Yeah, we’ve heard that every year since 2019.

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@Emerson_HVE @PKKinahan Convenient you say “in the Big12.” You don’t have a Notre Dame on your schedule.

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@foxonabox_ Uh huh. I remember how much Ute fans loved Bronco too.

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@PismoBeach805 @UtesBcrazy Vote for policy, not people. This isn’t high school.

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@skumWgmi Living with certain family members is just not worth it.