Alisia Armstrong

she thinks she can stop me but she can’t run in those little high heels

[Alisia Armstrong @97Alisia]

Is it weird to eat a whole jar of beetroot in one sitting

[Alisia Armstrong @97Alisia]

@LauStephenson Honestly it’s ridiculous but don’t worry because you can run 10K in your own time and get a medal posted to your house a week later 😂 honestly can’t write it can you

[Alisia Armstrong @97Alisia]

Wow - cancelled the event for September but spent all the money everyone paid for entry so no refund 🥴 but don’t worry just run 10K in your own time and they’ll send you a T-shirt what a joke

[Alisia Armstrong @97Alisia]

Why after 25 years of going to the dentist have I just been informed you use mouth wash before you brush your teeth 🥴

[Alisia Armstrong @97Alisia]

Tell me why the dentist just quoted me £95 for a basic check up 🤯 as I’m a new patient

[Alisia Armstrong @97Alisia]

Note to self never put deep heat on before a 50 min spin class 🥵🥵🥵🥵

[Alisia Armstrong @97Alisia]

As if I just locked myself out of my house and my builder had to climb through my kitchen window to let me back in 🤯 never been so embarrassed

[Alisia Armstrong @97Alisia]

As if this morning I was 17843 in the line for tickets for @ndubz only to get to the front of the queue to find out they were sold out

[Alisia Armstrong @97Alisia]

Working from home,
Pro- being home
Con- having to do work

[Alisia Armstrong @97Alisia]

Tell me why I’ve just looked at 4 individuals CV and they’ve all put there NI number on them

[Alisia Armstrong @97Alisia]

The new McDonald’s chilli cheese bites taste horrible 🫥

[Alisia Armstrong @97Alisia]

Was looking at candidates CV in work and someone hashtagged #getmetowork at the end of the cover letter 🤯

[Alisia Armstrong @97Alisia]

**while

[Alisia Armstrong @97Alisia]

I’m coving duty manager why the store boss is off in Bristol and so far 5 people have given there notice in 😂

[Alisia Armstrong @97Alisia]

How can they put out red and amber warnings of winds which could cause a danger to life and hospitality jobs still want you to come in to work

[Jordan Adams @Jordan70169940]

I couldn’t be 30 and be in town every weekend 😅

[Alisia Armstrong @97Alisia]

Everyone going crazy for the chicken Big Mac any McDs working past or present 100% have already tried it

[Alisia Armstrong @97Alisia]

Bring back the tramp stamp

[Alisia Armstrong @97Alisia]

Thinking about being 25 this year makes me so sad

[Alisia Armstrong @97Alisia]

I don’t want to be 25