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[Joe @97Joe_]

@RichySouthern Jaouen sounds like he's a few years away from being at the level required. We need a new No1.

[Joe @97Joe_]

@DanW2Capital @nickdemarco_ Do that but if you use illegal financial exploits expect punishment. The only problem here is that Chelsea and city haven't seen similar punishment yet

[Joe @97Joe_]

@DanW2Capital @nickdemarco_ Unfortunately you're better at football by paying higher wages. These financial wrongdoings directly impact your finishing position and therefore negatively impact other teams

[A Game of Two Halves @CoachMeron]

Newcastle fans had never heard of Ewen Jaouen a week ago.

So what are we actually getting?

A 20-year-old goalkeeper with huge potential, serious ability on the ball… and one hidden weakness that matters in the Premier League.

Thread 🧵 #NUFC

[TomTalksToon @TomTalksToon]

After years of investment into the academy, the rewards are starting to show.

You know Leo Shahar and Sean Neave, but there is SO much more talent to discover.

From a CM with 60+G/A to the best GK talent in the country, here are 11 #NUFC talents YOU need to know...

a thread 🧵

[Joe @97Joe_]

@Rumorbuster1 @NUFCEdge Yes, he'd be a risk. It's not crazy for a manager to be risk adverse. He knew Miley, an experienced premier league player could play there at a higher level than any other option

[Joe @97Joe_]

@Rumorbuster1 @NUFCEdge There's been a lot of mismanagement but nothing that happened this season would've been improved with the introduction of any of our youth players, they're miles off in quality. A few look promising but need professional loans first. If they're ready, they'll be introduced

[Joe @97Joe_]

@Rumorbuster1 @NUFCEdge Yes, you are thick, and strangely thin skinned. The ones who earn it have been involved. We're a team who aren't competent enough across the pitch to ensure that a young player is given sufficient protection, they have to be good. A lot of these players haven't even had a loan

[Joe @97Joe_]

@livbrew Didn't even bother to stick a cone on her head

[Joe @97Joe_]

@mparker1307 @DoylemMedia Good one bozo

[Joe @97Joe_]

@matt_matt130467 @DomScurr Because he wasn't performing well enough at u21 level, which he was involved with a lot

[Joe @97Joe_]

@Rumorbuster1 @NUFCEdge How thick can you be? He hasn't had a chance because he isn't performing well enough at u21 level, why would that make you think he could play elite premier league football?

[Joe @97Joe_]

@mparker1307 @DoylemMedia Probably for the best when your brain is likely one large blood clot.

[Joe @97Joe_]

@mparker1307 @DoylemMedia Unsurprisingly dumb take from an antivaxer

[Joe @97Joe_]

@comeonthetoon @tekkersfoot Nice fan fiction

[Joe @97Joe_]

@MJSquiresReform @beatraxa @theFPLoracle_ @CFCDan27 @AdamPugh That's what a fucking muppet like you would think. I'm sure your view would be different if it wasn't the lord emperor of your piss take of a party. A party you're only involved with because you're an opportunist wanker.

[Joe @97Joe_]

@thetoonreview @YSLRNUFC Tells you he's happy and secure in his job

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

"From my first day, the people took to me straight away when they didn't have to and I'll never be able to say thank you enough."

Go and smash it in Barcelona, @anthonygordon 🖤🤍

[Joe @97Joe_]

@PekkTinNUFC *shot stopping, not door stopping 😭 although he'd probably be decent at that too

[Joe @97Joe_]

@PekkTinNUFC If you forget 90% of what he does and just focus on his door stopping, he hasn't been horrific

[Joel Bland @JoelBlandSport]

Incredible read this - huge credit to @Edit_Kev for putting it together. #NUFC

https://t.co/TJzwpNt1Xm