Claire McCabe

Honesty is an expensive gift, so don't expect it from cheap people.

[Claire McCabe @97Silantiy]

I am on a seafood diet...I see food and eat it.

[Gina Morris @zabrodintanzil1]

Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. Then right when you walk by them, they're quiet

[Mable McPherson @SerdekovaaU]

Feeling the need to shower everytime you leave Walmart.

[Claire McCabe @97Silantiy]

There's a good chance this chocolate cake will need rape counseling after I'm done.

[Claire McCabe @97Silantiy]

He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

[Claire McCabe @97Silantiy]

Nicki Minaj: Pink hair. Katy Perry: Blue Hair. Rhianna: Red Hair [&] Lady GaGa: Green Hair. THE FREAKING POWER RANGERS ARE BACK!

[Claire McCabe @97Silantiy]

First Tab: Twitter ... Second Tab: Facebook ... Third Tab: YouTube.

[Claire McCabe @97Silantiy]

Horror movies don't scare me. But eight missed calls from my mom does.

[Claire McCabe @97Silantiy]

2011: I'm sexy and I know it. 1836: I'm physically attractive and I'm aware of this statement.

[Claire McCabe @97Silantiy]

Cars and bars means stars and scars.

[Patricia Lambert @provvoznesensk1]

Can you find the mitsake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Retweet if you did

[Claire McCabe @97Silantiy]

Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla.

[Claire McCabe @97Silantiy]

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.

[Claire McCabe @97Silantiy]

If there was an award for laziness... Id probably send someone to pick it up for me.

[Claire McCabe @97Silantiy]

Kony 2012 - Unable to capture him, yet they are able to take a perfect HD photo of him...

[Claire McCabe @97Silantiy]

Can you find the mitsake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Retweet if you did

[Claire McCabe @97Silantiy]

The 1st was masturbating, but that just made funerals awkward.

[Claire McCabe @97Silantiy]

Bitches be dark as 11:59, talking 'bout they mixed. Mixed with what? Dirt and oil?

[Margret Allison @5Mashgudar]

The best revenge you could ever do to the person who broke your heart, is to just let them see that you're happy without them.

[Claire McCabe @97Silantiy]

Your parents may not be the most perfect one. But they are the most perfect gift God ever given you.