99 to Life ☠️☠️

Bad things happen to me

[99 to Life ☠️☠️ @99_2Life]

@SportsDayDFW

[99 to Life ☠️☠️ @99_2Life]

@NFL NFL sucks.

[99 to Life ☠️☠️ @99_2Life]

@SportsDayDFW Bueckers played bad on purpose and threw that game the other night.

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

“So a bunch of idiots donated $600,000 to you for your legal defense?”

Das right, Dave.

“And your family spent it all on bottles of Hennessy, jars of Kool-Aid pineapples, two new Cadillac Escalades, and rented a million dollar home?”

Uh huh.

“So you ended up with a third-rate defense team, and you were found guilty of first degree murder in less than three hours?”

Sho’ nuff, Dave.

[99 to Life ☠️☠️ @99_2Life]

@MikeLeslieWFAA The New York team laid down in the 2nd half.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

Imagine believing in 2026 that the sky has always look like this, and Bill Gates is a philanthropist.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

10 Great New Jobs For Stephen Colbert After 'Late Show' Finale https://t.co/Ltsm9MUYS5

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Democrats Install Breathalyzer On Kamala Harris’s Microphone https://t.co/ORLh3GkPxq

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

What Luck! Dr. Fauci Announces He's Been Working On Hantavirus Vaccine This Whole Time https://t.co/cmliEd3ign

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

UFO Files Reveal Aliens Here And Already Defrauded Minnesota For $20 Billion https://t.co/WHEc3uPTcU

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Dr. Fauci Reports Amazing Results In Gain-Of-Function Research At New Cruise Ship Laboratory https://t.co/7z2czoULoi

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

Rep. Ilhan Omar: “The last time the Alien Enemies Act was invoked… during World War ELEVEN.”

She must have gotten her education in the Quality Learing Center.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

There are actual slave markets in Islamic countries where black people are traded like cattle

The left say nothing
Antifa says nothing
BLM says nothing

The hypocrisy is staggering but they do not care at all

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Democrats Announce State Of The Union Response Will Be Delivered By Bad Bunny https://t.co/XWvhYKjqDH

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Man Scores Killer Discount On Flights To Puerto Vallarta https://t.co/t8n10Rf2eQ

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Congress Confused By State Of Union From President Who Can Talk https://t.co/TW7VyclGtO

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Devastating: Black New Yorkers Unable To Shovel Driveways As None Of Them Have ID https://t.co/Iv3UOl6lNW

[99 to Life ☠️☠️ @99_2Life]

@abathrowbacks Wilt.

[99 to Life ☠️☠️ @99_2Life]

@LegendaryBandi3 @FOX4 TMZ is a Mossad operation.