Billy Robb

[Billy Robb @99Robb]

The same people who advocate against riding elephants in Asia for claims of animal welfare, have photos riding camels in Morocco/Middle East... hmmmm 🐘 🐫 🤷‍♂️

[Billy Robb @99Robb]

2024 is not my year….
Been dumped twice already 😔

[Billy Robb @99Robb]

Girl podcasts are funnier than boy podcasts imo.
Boy podcasts revolve around mundane topics such as golf and mental health.
While girl podcasts regularly talk about sex and ballsacks etc.
@meangirlpod

[Billy Robb @99Robb]

Even though it’s a challenging sport, beach volleyball seems to attract the most uncoordinated individuals to participate
Makes you think 💭

[Billy Robb @99Robb]

Iconic Australians have typically been people such as Steve Irwin, Paul Hogan and Heath Ledger while now it’s Fisher… might be time to move to NZ I think 💭

[Billy Robb @99Robb]

@CathyFreeman winning the gold at the Sydney Olympics has to be one of the greatest moments in Australia’s history! Watching it 22 years later is still electrifying

[Billy Robb @99Robb]

Milkshake: $5
Protein milkshake: $11

[Billy Robb @99Robb]

How do people who drink coffee turn their nose up at Red Bull drinkers. Red Bull are an F1 team and your coffee is made by some broke, fat, ugly hipster! #coffee

[Billy Robb @99Robb]

Just got asked to leave my local pub because I vaped inside 💨. After I pleaded and won my case to stay the same bartender proceeds to spray Flyspray (poison) around the pub. Go figure 🤦‍♂️ ☢️ 🚭

[Billy Robb @99Robb]

Televisions in bedrooms are disgusting. No wonder we live in a society full of unhygienic fatso’s

[Billy Robb @99Robb]

Had a muffin top for close to 6 years now! Just can’t seem to get rid of it 😕

[Billy Robb @99Robb]

Can’t see myself dating a girl who wears makeup everyday. Everyone needs to take life a little less serious!

[Billy Robb @99Robb]

It’s okay if boys cry
Men however…

[Scott Morrison - Former PM of Australia (parody) @scottyfrommktg]

@mariekehardy Fuck sake Marie, it’s not a crime to have a few beers at the footy on your day off.

[Billy Robb @99Robb]

Just learned that @JeffBezos is only 1.71m tall! I don’t know about you but I’d rather be 6’3 and broke than 5’7 and a billionaire #Econonomics #NYSE

[Billy Robb @99Robb]

@StNorman2 What is it?

[Billy Robb @99Robb]

8 billion people on the earth with how ever many voice mails and I still have the best one... weird #iphone11

[Billy Robb @99Robb]

This may sound like a joke to some but fuck I want a gf 😭😞🥰👩‍❤️‍👨

[Billy Robb @99Robb]

No! I don’t want to take a photo with you to send to the bloke we’re both mates with #thingspeoplewithnopersonalitydo

[Billy Robb @99Robb]

@thomasvoconnor haha sucked in! My roosters FLOGGED your Rabbitohs! #NRL #rabbitohsarecrap