9 lb Hammer

Big heart, dirty mind. Prone to disappear from Twitter for months at a time.18+

[9 lb Hammer @9_lb_Hammer]

I want to kiss you in the tingle.

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

How to cook:
-put a food in the oven
-remember you did that
-you have to remember you did that
-don't cook, you won't remember

[9 lb Hammer @9_lb_Hammer]

@celestinelea90 It’s a sign.

Hope you are well! :)

[9 lb Hammer @9_lb_Hammer]

Money can’t but you happiness but it can buy a new Gibson Les Paul and that can make you happy.

[9 lb Hammer @9_lb_Hammer]

I spent Christmas Eve with my pain. We drank wine, cranked tunes and got stoned. Then watched Ray Donovan. Ho Ho Ho.

[9 lb Hammer @9_lb_Hammer]

It’s My Christmas Eve Party and I’ll get high if I want to!

[9 lb Hammer @9_lb_Hammer]

Bring the pain… It only makes me stronger.

[9 lb Hammer @9_lb_Hammer]

I like to fuck. Oh yeah yeah yeah… That’s what I like.

[Ann @writerPT]

Friendship is knowing you have the power to ruin someone with their own heart but you don’t. Ever. No matter what.

[9 lb Hammer @9_lb_Hammer]

My next love will be all in, over the top, all the time. Or nothing at all.

[9 lb Hammer @9_lb_Hammer]

@LittleLouisaBug True story.

[9 lb Hammer @9_lb_Hammer]

Pro tip for married men: When your wife starts reading lots of new age self help books… You’re fucked.

[9 lb Hammer @9_lb_Hammer]

And… I’m single again for the first time in 20 years. Can I get a line formed to the left? 😔

[9 lb Hammer @9_lb_Hammer]

@celestinelea90 But every hot tub is a time machine!

[9 lb Hammer @9_lb_Hammer]

Pro tip: Get high and smile.

[9 lb Hammer @9_lb_Hammer]

Muy alta. Yo no hablo.

[9 lb Hammer @9_lb_Hammer]

Pro tip: When in conversation, intentionally digress just so you can say “I digress.”

[9 lb Hammer @9_lb_Hammer]

If you love something, set it free. Because humans do stupid shit on the reg.

[9 lb Hammer @9_lb_Hammer]

Life-changing events that make every song lyric have meaning. Good or bad.

[9 lb Hammer @9_lb_Hammer]

Checks self. Wrecks self anyway. Because fuck up.