Nathan Carlssen

Christian, Patent Lawyer. Opinions are my own; RT, follow != endorse.

[Nathan Carlssen @9tailNate]

@HailToPitt68 @YIMBYLAND Opening day, 1909

[Nathan Carlssen @9tailNate]

@Joseph_Spurgeon I've heard this application: Give your opponent one opportunity to de-escalate.

[Nathan Carlssen @9tailNate]

@redeemed_zoomer WCF 25.5: "The purest churches under heaven are subject both to mixture and error; and some have so degenerated as to become no churches of Christ, but synagogues of Satan."

This was literally settled centuries ago.

[Nathan Carlssen @9tailNate]

@presbycast The plot thickens...
https://t.co/eyPyiWkqlj

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

BREAKING: Rare Mitch McConnell sighting. Wildlife officials remind everyone not to approach or ask follow-up questions.

[Mike Sabo @MESabo86]

“The moral law itself requires a seventh part of the time throughout the age of the whole world to always be spent in the service of God. Even though for us the specific day has been changed to honor the new revolution begun by our Saviour Christ, still…we are bound to consider the sanctification of one day in seven a duty which God’s unchanging law requires forever.” - Richard Hooker

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

July 4 fireworks are a perfect example of why we shouldn’t have DST in the first place

The sun not going fully down until 930pm and having to wait around until after 10 for them to be done is BONKERS. Fireworks at 830 is pro FAMILY and pro civilization

[Nathan Carlssen @9tailNate]

@seckhardt Look at those January sunRISE times!

[Julian Mille☈ @ATLAreaWx]

This will be such a nightmare.

[Jimmy Carter’s Peanut Farm 🥜🚜🥜 @CartersPeanuts]

The biggest red white and blue pill was not that Europeans enjoyed their trip but that they adored our vulgar icons: Buc-ee’s, Costco, burger joints and taco stands, Texas Roadhouse and the like.

This global superstar who flies private with what I’m guessing is a very expensive handbag, he instinctively appreciates redneck kitsch. This is what spiritually American means.

[Nathan Carlssen @9tailNate]

@IlyaSomin Just change it a half hour.

[Nathan Carlssen @9tailNate]

@ZacharyGarris To all those advocating weekly communion:

How can you prepare every week?

https://t.co/hZXqCFCMLu

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Here come the… Vikings 🇳🇴👊🏻

[Alex Svanevik 🐧 @ASvanevik]

Now that the US is knocked out, I am formally extending an invitation to the American people to support Norway.

Why?

1: The Vikings discovered America before Columbus.

2: There are more ethnic Norwegians in the US than in Norway.

3: Next weekend we can pillage the English peasants together.

4:

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖇𝖞𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖓 𝕻𝖎𝖊𝖉𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @PresbyXian]

Rest well tonight, dear patriots.
Tomorrow, we worship the King.

[Nathan Carlssen @9tailNate]

@OrderOfTitus @OpenAI @ChatGPTapp I got a claim it can't be quoted verbatim since it's a copyrighted translation, with a suggestion to try again with the public domain KJV or WEB. Didn't have the orange warning text.

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

Ivory Coast v Norway is the World Cup Round of 32 match that best shows the absurdity of the Mercator Projection.

Despite Norway being shown on most maps as far larger than Ivory Coast, the two countries are actually almost identically sized. Ivory Coast is 322,463 km², and Norway: 323,802 km².

Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis.

[Nathan Carlssen @9tailNate]

@FoundationDads @cyadra https://t.co/0qEVEphTFg

[Nathan Carlssen @9tailNate]

@not_our_guy @prganthony Swedish is your little random whatnot. Swedish!

[Nathan Carlssen @9tailNate]

@jereme165147 @BarakielHesby @WorldCupAnime It's silly slop, no need to overthink it.