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#flyeaglesfly

[Alby @abarr56]

I love my friends :) life’s been good

[Maggie Rogers @maggieerogers]

One of my best friends and her now-husband eloped to Maine this past weekend and this was their cake 😭🦞

[sullen @fakepalindromes]

Dad just told me he feels a little smug laughing at my jokes because I’m essentially his creation, so every joke I’ve ever told is, in some sense, inherently his.

[⚙Ð͢ë͞ş⚙ @BronyDestined]

Why do people keep doing this when
A: we don't even know what he looks like and
B: the bible literally says don't do this

[midnight negotiator @Jarv365]

Jalen is not talking in riddles or being stoic anymore. My guy is pissed

[Sabrina @neu_rot_ic]

if you are not sleeping with me then you are sleeping against me

[doomer @uncledoomer]

it was completely normal to wear 2 polo shirts in 2008

[XBradTC @xbradtc]

Get ready liver, daddy got yelled at in a teams meeting today

[Backxwash @backxwash]

Early 2010s was some bullshit

[AidanBeans @NOTaidanbeans]

Maybe a hot take but if I’m 30 and have never caught a ball and been a fan my whole life, I’m not giving up the ball to a kid 7 rows away that doesn’t know what day it is.

[桃華あかり@アニメ @HuI4L4TYWq88899]

未だこのイントロ超えるアニメのEDはないと思ってる

[hoopla! @hooplaaaaaaah]

shame is only as real as you allow it to be

[onion person @CantEverDie]

the end of this aesthetic in broader culture and media correlates with the collapse of optimism of the future

[sage @sagespells]

my favorite kind of intimacy is when two people start using each other’s random phrases and mannerisms without even realizing it. you just wake up one day and realize you speak a little bit of their language.

[♱ony @alldawgsgo2hvn]

Streets probably went crazy when this first dropped other niggas had to push their paintings back

[gameover🦉 @systemsdowipa]

7 years of bangers and he goes n drops this 🐐

[Charlotte 🏳️‍⚧️ @CherryCharIotte]

what the hell

[fletcher @fltchrr]

it’s gotta be so peak to be in high school rn

[💕💕🌸💕🌸💕💕𝔄𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔢💕💕🌸💕🌸💕🌸 @Alice3DS]

The cockroach that lives in the hospital bathroom that always stares at me when I take a shit just died...

[clau☃️ @slaydawongg]

Me and oomf outside the club trying to find our uber because we have no idea how a toyota corolla looks like