Ki.

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Just drinking water and minding my business

[cj- @cjnieI]

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

[𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓷𝔂 𝓕𝓸𝓻 𝓤𝓻 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓽𝓼 ☙ @PenelPixie]

He could've gone naked because he's the real art

[Ki. @ABCQRS]

@AmazonHelp @EmmelineWyndham Lol! Most deliveries happen between that time anyway. Your drivers just can't be bothered to knock and wait, too busy rushing to the next one before they've even properly delivered the last!

[TSHIA @tshianki]

My friend just bought herself a house but when I buy lunch I buy for the both of us.

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

One of the perks of being a woman is that no one can ever surprise you with a kid years later….and tell you you’re the mom.

[Ki. @ABCQRS]

@PopBase Queen by name, Queen by nature 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[Ki. @ABCQRS]

@AyeeshaLiq Should've been face to face, or at the very least, a phone call.

[Ki. @ABCQRS]

@RedMedia_us Looool and the reason for that last sentence please?

[Ki. @ABCQRS]

@Am_ldn

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

People who upload menu photos to the google maps listings of restaurants are the backbone of society.

[Nasty African Gyal ‎ 𓃠 @noniyabusiness_]

I really hate when people pretend an artist was iconic just because they passed away

[Ki. @ABCQRS]

@milliscookies @RichieBrave THIS!!!! You hit my child, I hit your mother 💁🏾‍♀️

[Richie Brave @RichieBrave]

Me watching my child from the school gates after someone hits them:

[Isobel @isobelr__]

I was going to make mini egg cookies until I realized this is not an activity for the ordinary working person

[Ki. @ABCQRS]

@honest30bgfan_ A certain somebody in their LV jacket is triggered 🤣🤣

[Ki. @ABCQRS]

"Take your head for a poo" 🤣🤣🤣

[JustWords @TheRealTwoWords]

@samuel_leeds £60 per ticket inside London is paid within two week, £120 if not.

And don’t act like you’re getting 4 a day, because what savvy businessman is paying £200 a day to park.

Take your head for a poo because you’re just talking pure shite.

[Ki. @ABCQRS]

@druski Thee funniest thing I've seen in a while 👏🏾👏🏾🤣🤣🤣

[Ki. @ABCQRS]

@LoccedLover She wanted attention and now she's got it...🤷🏾‍♀️

[Ki. @ABCQRS]

@rihanna @Hoopss 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[•Mel•🏂 @DrMel_]

I kid you not, my friend told me just yesterday that her ex ended things with her and one of the lines he gave her was… She doesn’t have drive or vision for her life, that he’s breaking up with her so she can use the pain to better her life. I didn’t know whether to feel sorry for her or burst into laughter