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From Distance Shores to your Garage.
Olagoke Auto Arena got you covered!!!
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I'm going to be very honest.

I'm new to this business. I've only helped import 2 cars so far.

But both customers saved over ₦2M+ compared to buying locally.

I'm building my reputation one car at a time. If you want honest service and real savings, I'm your guy.

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Only in Abuja - Residents seen boarding an Ambulance back home from work.
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Nigerian lady who was about to give her child a popular Sachet drink cries out in shock after she decided to pour its content out inside a cup only to see this !

🎥:lifewithjerry4/tiktok
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ABUJA!! HOME OF AMAPIANO VOL 2 is coming 🔥🚀🚀

Date: Sept 26, 2026.
Venue: The Foto Industry, beside Akara Cafe, Wuse.

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The Federal Government has announced that Nigerian students will receive 100 megabytes (100MB) of free daily data starting October 1, 2026.

The Minister of Education, Dr Tunji Alausa, made the announcement in Abuja during the launch of the Initiative for Zero-Rated Access to Educational Platforms and Content in Nigeria.

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“King Ochacho offered me $2 million to feature on his 13-year old son’s song.” — American Rapper, 50 Cent alleges
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Trending Couple Goes Viral For Arriving At Their Wedding In An Excavator Tag an Engineer, pr someone that’s in love with an Engineer.
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Drama in Abuja as motorists involved in a crash allegedly caused by cows tried to hold onto one of the animals as compensation for the damage to their car. 🐄🚘
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A 13- year-old Junior Secondary School (JSS) student of Ihyau El -Burhan Academy, Phase 3, Gwagwalada Area Council of the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Alhassan Jamil, has d!ed after he was swept away by flood on Wednesday, September 9.

Father of the deceased, Jamil Maikasuwa, while narrating the incident to DailyTrust, said he picked his son up on his motorcycle to drop him off at the school, but while crossing a double-cell culvert, his son seated at the back, fell into flood water.

“Upon discovering that the flood water was coming on high speed, I applied brake but my son, out of fear, jumped from the bike and suddenly fell into the flood water. And immediately when I discovered he jumped down from the bike, I quickly pushed the bike aside and tried to grab his hand in order to save him but unfortunately, the flood water swept him away, ” he said.

Maikasuwa, who is the Special Assistant to the Chairman of the council on Domestic Affairs, said his corpse is yet to be recovered.

He disclosed that some fisher men and divers had been mobilize to go in search of the corpse.

“Actually, my son’s corpse is yet to be recovered, even though some residents whose houses are close to the river bank said they discovered the corpse with his school bag strapped to his back floating. We hope that the corpse will be recovered so we can give him a befitting burial,” he said
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The FCT Police Command has arrested a woman, identified as Mrs. Beauty Monday, for allegedly pouring a pot of boiling water on her neighbour during an argument in Lugbe, Abuja.

According to the Police, the incident occurred on September 4, 2026, following a disagreement between the two neighbours over the use of a shared compound space.

The victim, identified as Gift Amos, reportedly moved the suspect’s pot of boiling water from the stove to the portion of the compound allocated to the suspect.

The action allegedly angered the suspect, who reportedly removed the pot from the stove and poured the boiling water on Gift’s back, causing serious burns and grievous hurt.

Gift is currently receiving medical treatment for the injuries sustained.

The Police said the suspect has been arraigned before a court and remanded at the Suleja Correctional Centre pending further proceedings. The case has been adjourned to September 16, 2026, for hearing.

The FCT Commissioner of Police, CP Ahmed Muhammed Sanusi, urged residents to embrace peaceful coexistence and exercise restraint when resolving disagreements.

The Command also advised residents to avoid violence and self-help, encouraging them to use lawful and peaceful means to resolve disputes.

🚨 FCT Police emergency lines:
08032003913
08061581938

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The Federal Government could not provide sufficient evidence to auditors showing that N33.75 billion in cash transfers paid to more than 3.29 million vulnerable households in 2023 reached genuine beneficiaries, according to the Auditor-General for the Federation.

The revelation was contained in the Auditor-General’s 2024 Annual Report on Non-Compliance/Internal Control Weaknesses in Ministries, Departments and Agencies, which reviewed transactions at the National Cash Transfer Office in Abuja.

According to the report, electronic transfers totalling N33.751 billion were made to 3,295,207 households and beneficiaries listed on the National Social Register and enrolled on the National Beneficiary Register across 35 states in 2023.

However, auditors reportedly found that the payment vouchers did not contain the full details of beneficiaries, while the required Remita statement for reconciling those who received the funds with beneficiaries listed on the registers was not presented.

The Auditor-General said the missing records prevented auditors from properly authenticating the payments and determining whether the recipients were genuine beneficiaries.

The report also stated that attempts by auditors to obtain the payment records were unsuccessful.

The audit findings have raised fresh questions about transparency, accountability and verification in Nigeria’s social intervention programmes, particularly the distribution of funds meant for vulnerable citizens.

What do you make of this audit finding? 🇳🇬

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Bag of rice is now N32,000, yet Nigerians are not appreciating the change - Lady urges Nigerians to acknowledge President Tinubu's achievements.

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Banex Plaza, Wuse 2 Abuja 😍😍

What do you know about this place?

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Nigerians looking to buy a car in 2026, please hear me out:

Before you go to that car stand and pay ₦15M+ for a Camry, DM me first.

I'll show you how much the SAME car costs if you import it directly.

If importing isn't cheaper, I'll tell you. No wahala.

At least compare.

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@abuja_gist @FCT_PoliceNG @jossyadeh @abujastreets @ABUJAPLUG These animals stole the manhole cover on the road coming from CBD towards the DSS HQ and Niger barracks leaving a big ass hole in the middle of the road. I feel bad for the unfortunate drivers that will drive into that thing at full speed.

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A Building Collapsed by Zone 4 Junction.
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"Look at what they have turned Abuja into, cows everywhere."

VeryDarkMan calls on FCT Minister Nyesom Wike to look into the situation after cows blocked their way in Abuja today.
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Feminist woman: I don’t need a man

Man: so how will you give birth if you don’t need a man

Feminist: I can go to the fertility clinic and they’ll fertilise my eggs with someone else sp£rm

Man: so who owns that sp£rm

Feminist: A man 💀😭

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The Promise Land CEO, @amb.lawrence_oloche, is set to launch a new empowerment initiative aimed at creating economic opportunities for Nigerians through ProTaxi, a new e-hailing service.

As part of the initiative, selected beneficiaries will receive cars to operate with ProTaxi, giving them an opportunity to earn an income in Nigeria’s growing e-hailing industry.

The car presentation and empowerment programme is scheduled to take place on October 1, 2026, in Abuja. 🇳🇬

The opportunity is open to both male and female residents of Abuja who can drive, with the initiative focused on creating access to employment and promoting financial independence.

With ProTaxi, the Promise Land CEO says he wants to put more Nigerians behind the wheel — not just as drivers, but as participants in a new economic opportunity.

For some Abuja residents, October 1 could be the start of a completely new journey. 🚘💨
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Seyi Vodi makes bold move beyond fashion, launches his own sewing machine 🔥🧵

Nigerian fashion entrepreneur @seyi_vodi is taking his brand to another level! 🚀

The fashion mogul has officially launched the Vodi Sewing Machine, marking a major move from simply creating fashion pieces to creating the tools used to make them.

Known for his influence in Nigeria’s fashion industry, Seyi Vodi is now bringing his experience and expertise into product innovation with a sewing machine designed with modern tailors, designers and fashion entrepreneurs in mind.

The new product expands the Vodi brand beyond clothing and into the business of empowering the people behind Nigeria’s ever-growing fashion industry.

From wearing the designs to building the machines that make them possible, Seyi Vodi is clearly stitching together a bigger vision. 👏🏽🔥

Another Nigerian entrepreneur thinking beyond the box! 🇳🇬

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Professional borrowed crowd contracted for APC campaign in Kano, lament after they were paid just N3k. They lamented that some of them borrowed money to show up for the engagement since 5am only to receive just N3k. They thre@tened not to show up when they are contracted next time. #AbujaGist #Gistupdate