Randier Travis

《me pongo sucia en el twitter》 Because We Must 🌶🌵🌹 community organizer. educator. dropout. doing the best i can. despite what TL indicates, I'm employable

[Randier Travis @admiral_baby]

hello friends and strangers alike! i'm updating contact info for all the people i know and love and there's some of you weirdos out here who may want to fill this out, its my address book, thanks
https://t.co/KHnH7Wa5eD

[Randier Travis @admiral_baby]

@Hermit_Thrush I got off 0%

[Randier Travis @admiral_baby]

I hand painted all this lettering on this long sleeve tee for my sweetie because he loves a big muff 😍

mr. @jmascis, please take my dumb idea and turn it into actual merch! the people are clamoring it! alas, i am but a single person with a dream & no screenprinting experience!

[Randier Travis @admiral_baby]

On a other note, working on a new project for bb 😍

Bought the patch from a vendor (Google it) and am now gonna paint the sleeve myself.

Its part 2 of the "rock star shirt collection," a follow up to the Neil Young tee I made last year

[Randier Travis @admiral_baby]

The anonymous account that was created coincidentally just after the divorce, and whose only activity is to directly reply to all my awesome tweets, has blocked me after they replied to this tweet

[Randier Travis @admiral_baby]

Confidentially to: Hungover on a Friday morning, deleting tweets you sent me last night,

I quit drinking a yr ago, highly recommend it. I'd been convinced 2-4 white claws/night every night was "normal." AA has reopened my eyes.

Praying for your health and redemption.

[Randier Travis @admiral_baby]

Being cowardly and unwilling to address problems directly is ultimately how we wound up here, so please feel free to reach out to me directly to say whatever shit you need to say.

My attorneys are drafting up the TRO rn and if you harass me again, I will file.

[Randier Travis @admiral_baby]

@ZOO_CROO I couldn't find it on spotify but I stg i had it on the live EP 🤔 its how I first learned the song! found a version on the Intl Pop Overthrow extended anniversary reissue or whatever

[Randier Travis @admiral_baby]

@ZOO_CROO Bea Arthur (Dorothy Zbornak on the Golden Girls) was a Marine during wwii! It's on her wiki and everything. Semper Fi!

[Randier Travis @admiral_baby]

This is the only place I have now to talk about this, since no one actually present in my life ever got to know him. Has anyone?

[Randier Travis @admiral_baby]

I've also finally had the time and mental fortitude to go through the detritus of the physical items of the relationship and that has just been one long, ongoing "womp womp" noise of paper goods and broken dreams

[Randier Travis @admiral_baby]

In retrospect: he often threw "how much he spent at restaurants" as proof he cared about me, but it was really bc he didnt want to be a foodie who ate alone

Drafts: "How much do you spend on eating out?

$0."

[Randier Travis @admiral_baby]

In retrospect: 1. he made up the friends he had on here, and 2: why did they know my account?

Draft: "Too many of my friends follow u here, so I would appreciate it if u wouldn't embarrass me by discussing our sexless marriage that I refuse to acknowledge or redress"

[Randier Travis @admiral_baby]

In retrospect: the worst lay i ever experienced, which is really a commentary abt the time I got fucked in the bushes of a Hollywood Hills party

Draft: "After complaining for months about the lack of foreplay, he turned over and honked my titty ..... we call that progress"

[Randier Travis @admiral_baby]

Or, a tour through the drafts im finally deleting

[Randier Travis @admiral_baby]

Get ready for the last of my Messy Mondays

[Randier Travis @admiral_baby]

On a other note, working on a new project for bb 😍

Bought the patch from a vendor (Google it) and am now gonna paint the sleeve myself.

Its part 2 of the "rock star shirt collection," a follow up to the Neil Young tee I made last year

[Randier Travis @admiral_baby]

@mariabamfoo Maria, if yr still in town, can u please crash the open mic at Cake's Cafe

[Randier Travis @admiral_baby]

Sweetie and i had the delightful experience of watching @mariabamfoo perform at the Lensic last night

Sweetie used to work at a haha hut in Houston, I've seen a lot of stand up as an LA native, and we agreed that a show in Santa Fe at the Lensic was an odd but v cool choice

[Randier Travis @admiral_baby]

These two plants took the most damage during the hailstorm back in May, but i have successfully nurtured them back to life ...... this is the current state of the plants, the wizard is doing healing spells on them

(Cc: @vrunt, who gave me the wizard many moons ago)

[Randier Travis @admiral_baby]

FREAK HAILSTORM!!

[Santa Fe New Mexican @thenewmexican]

New Mexico voters Tuesday put a decisive end to their state’s longtime status as the only one in the union to not pay its state lawmakers a salary.
https://t.co/M0VYSPkTK8

[Randier Travis @admiral_baby]

@kksteffany Congratulations

[Randier Travis @admiral_baby]

A TORNADO TOUCHED DOWN IN SANTA FE on saturday 🌬🌪 .... less than 2,000 feet away from my apartment!! The only casualty at our complex was the neighbors tree. Once again, proof im God's favorite 😇

Saturday auspicious also because Mercury went retrograde.... 🪽👟

[Santa Fe New Mexican @thenewmexican]

At least eight houses sustained direct damage Saturday after a tornado touched down around 7 p.m. near Camino Chueco and Rancho Siringo Road in Santa Fe. No one was injured, according to city officials. https://t.co/UYEDK6rMFF