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i do not choose the hyperfixation, the hyperfixation chooses me. 💛🤍💜🖤

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got censored for hatespeeching Canadians 😔✌️

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this is funny as fuck especially since they still don't have a goalie

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

TRADE ALERT: #FlaPanthers acquire Garnet Hathaway and a 2026 6th (#181) from #NHLFlyers for a 2026 5th (#135) and a 2027 4th

[Mina @WIUV_WIU]

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

Cale Makar given birth, it's a boy and 6ft tall

[maybe: emily @taissaturners]

gabriel landeskog congratulations on your new pupdeskog you have 30 minutes to housetrain him

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@acevegas50 @pepperjakcheese

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@calekarinae @WIUV_WIU their policy for a while has been to just follow current avs/their wags, they usually unfollow right after a trade

(they are still randomly following bo byram)

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@DNVR_Rudo when i worked fast food i had a coworker who would just slurp mustard packets all shift long. tbf he was a teenager who grew over a foot in two years, so i assume he just had 24/7 muscle cramps

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it's 11pm eastern, we're probably safe from any other trades tonight, right? i can go to bed and not get jump scared by alerts when i wake up?

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@dishinmagician9 @shotsonnate his dorky little laugh is adorable 🥺

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@yeehawsd i am tentatively rooting for pwhl san jose rn but they must be aware they will drop to second place the second pwhl denver exists

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i was considering becoming a fan of pwhl detroit for jesse compher, but i have too much of a 90s avs fan in me to ever willingly root for a detroit hockey team

i automatically sneer when i pass by a red wings shoe store

[Andrew Justin @COSportsNut]

Who remembers “Bloody Wednesday” between the Avalanche and Red Wings?

Was there ever a better rivalry in sports?

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@shotsonnate we're about to get a replay of gabe yanking angry nate on to the bench

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okay i'll admit it's going to be funny watching papa gabe deal with this one

[Nick Bracken @303Hockey]

Newly acquired LW Zachary L’Heureux is nicknamed “Happy” (+) and models his game after guys like Brad Marchand and Matthew Tkachuk (+), and also has a history of head injuries (-) and suspensions (-).

Interesting player.

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just opened a pack of cards and got william eklund and ross colton (and david kampf). apparently this was a trade pack

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@svechfim @shotsonnate to clarify, i meant psychopath (endearing), i've already become attached to him. we could use a little energy on the ice!

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@teawater2000 the only thing keeping me going is that parker is probably the safest on the team after the big three, because of how cheap his contract is

[Adrian Hernandez @AdoHernandez27]

Here is Zachary L'Heureux getting the boys sizzlin’ with salt!

That’s also Fedor Svechkov on the far left! #GoAvsGo

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@shotsonnate @svechfim i like that we have apparently picked up 1 sweet baby and 1 psychopath

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@MrJ_Alan @OHaraSports @TheHockeyNews only once with the preds, most of the suspensions were in the qmjhl

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...this has unfortunately endeared him to me greatly

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

Zachary L'Heureux, acquired by COL, is a depth defensive winger who happens to also be a bit of a violent psychopath on the ice

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@shotsonnate i feel like his tiny dog would get along with gigi and maggie