𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚗

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ❝ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ ʜᴏᴘᴇ! ᴄʟɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪᴇ!! ❞

[𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚗 @AFoolishFather]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ 💀 🥀 ❝ — ᴍᴀᴋᴀ, ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴀᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇꜱ ʏᴏᴜ. — ❞

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀↻┊♡ ⠀⠀⠀⠀
#SERP #SoulEaterRP

[𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚗 @AFoolishFather]

"STACY'S MOM! HAS GOT IT GOING ON! STACY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON! LA LA LA LA!"

[𝙽𝚘𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝙶𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝 @EndsApparition]

Sp-Spirit has been s-singing down the halls for h-hours since our midnight shift started!

[𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚗 @AFoolishFather]

@EndsApparition "Teehee yes!"

[𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚗 @AFoolishFather]

"YOU! YOU! YOU! MEANIE!!!"

RUNS AWAY!

[𝑫𝑹. 𝑭𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑲𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑰𝑵 @STITCHESMADNESS]

"pot, meet kettle.

anyways. i have very important work to attend to! go do the things that caused your ex-wife to leave you so i may get back to retrieving much needed data on a particular weapon."

[𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚗 @AFoolishFather]

"You should prepare for a life behind bars someday!! Leave it on my desk! SOME OF US have places to be. It's 50% off wings at Chupa Cabra's."

[𝑫𝑹. 𝑭𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑲𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑰𝑵 @STITCHESMADNESS]

"pfft— at least the students like me.

i already have the plans ready. you can call me a freak, a madman and a lunatic but, what you can't call me is unprepared."

[𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚗 @AFoolishFather]

@EndsApparition "Yes...please have a nice weekend..."

[𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚗 @AFoolishFather]

"Real pot calling the kettle black situation, buddy. Make sure you have a lesson plan on my desk by Monday."

[𝑫𝑹. 𝑭𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑲𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑰𝑵 @STITCHESMADNESS]

"the fact you're still working at the academy and not on a list of some kind is honestly very surprising!"

[𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚗 @AFoolishFather]

"Yes because I use my PAYCHECK to subscribe to independent media and support working women."

[𝑫𝑹. 𝑭𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑲𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑰𝑵 @STITCHESMADNESS]

"and the school has the money to fund your many onlydeaths subscriptions?"

[𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚗 @AFoolishFather]

"Because the school doesn't have the money to fund every insane flight of fancy you find yourself in."

[𝑫𝑹. 𝑭𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑲𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑰𝑵 @STITCHESMADNESS]

"hang on a minute — if you're in charge of the payroll then /WHY/ are my projects not being funded?"

[𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚗 @AFoolishFather]

"The strength of baddies and babes won't fail me. You can't waterboard me. I'm your boss! I'm in charge of the payroll!"

[𝑫𝑹. 𝑭𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑲𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑰𝑵 @STITCHESMADNESS]

"oh how /FUN/. you really think you can take me, senpai? i suppose i'll have to remind you of why you were once soooo scared of me~"

[𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚗 @AFoolishFather]

"BRING IT ON SCREW HEAD!"

[𝑫𝑹. 𝑭𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑲𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑰𝑵 @STITCHESMADNESS]

"lawsuit time. hold still, i'm going to waterboard you."

[𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚗 @AFoolishFather]

"NOIRE!!! I'LL NEVER FORGET YOUR MEASUREMENTS FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE!!!! WAAAAHHHHHAA!!!"

[𝙽𝚘𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝙶𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝 @EndsApparition]

× LUNGES AT FRANKEN! TACKLES HIM DOWN LIKE A FOOTBALL! ×

RUN, SPIRIT! PLEASE! YOU HAVE TO LIVE! BECAUSE YOU'RE.... LORD DEATH'S CHOSEN WEEEAAAPPOOOOON!

[𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚗 @AFoolishFather]

"I don't think you could ever get any hose."

[𝑫𝑹. 𝑭𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑲𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑰𝑵 @STITCHESMADNESS]

"do i need to get a hose?"

[𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚗 @AFoolishFather]

"NEVER! I NEVER WILL!"

[𝙽𝚘𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝙶𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝 @EndsApparition]

SPIIIIIRRRIIIIIIITTT!

× REACHING OUT! ×

DON'T LET HIM AFFECT MY PAY! PLLEEAAAASE!!

[𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚗 @AFoolishFather]

"YES SHE CAN! @EndsApparition!!! HELP! I NEED YOUR BREASTS!!! I MEAN BODY! I MEAN HELP!!!"

[𝑫𝑹. 𝑭𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑲𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑰𝑵 @STITCHESMADNESS]

she can't help you.

[𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚗 @AFoolishFather]

"NOIRE NOOOOOO!"

[𝙽𝚘𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝙶𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝 @EndsApparition]

× STANDS IN FRONT OF HER BOSS!! ×

HURT M-ME INSTEAD!

[𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚗 @AFoolishFather]

"Baddies."

[𝑫𝑹. 𝑭𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑲𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑰𝑵 @STITCHESMADNESS]

"... spirit? what the hell are you even talking about?"

[𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚗 @AFoolishFather]

"@EndsApparition HELP!!! HELP ME!!!"

[𝑫𝑹. 𝑭𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑲𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑰𝑵 @STITCHESMADNESS]

i'm going to dissect you now.

[𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚗 @AFoolishFather]

"You heard me."

[𝑫𝑹. 𝑭𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑲𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑰𝑵 @STITCHESMADNESS]

they believe you're /what/?

[𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚗 @AFoolishFather]

"The ladies argue about my sexy height all the time. Many believe I'm 6'7! The secret is that I'm just 6'1..."

[𝑫𝑹. 𝑭𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑲𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑰𝑵 @STITCHESMADNESS]

i get the feeling i'm going to be hearing this a lot more than i wish to be hearing.

there won't be any waterboarding —
unrelated but how tall are you again, senpai?