Alison Hickey

MY HOBBIES ARE KNITTING, PING PONG, AND CAFFEINE!!! YEAH!!! OH YEAH, JAZZERCISE=LIFE AND CHEESE IZ THE BEST FOOD EVER

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#selfiesunday

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The awkward moment when you pretend die infront of your pet…and they don’t move.

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Hey y'all sry I haven't been on the twitterverse since 2012 (I only tweet on even yearz lol) BUT IM BACK BITCHES #welcomeback2me

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OMG I totally forgot that I had this twitter lol.. sorry followers I'm back in action now updating you on my life

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@kaylakins6 hey gurl I'm at yo house

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Takin selfiessss!! ;) <3 Hmu if u want one posted 2 ur facebook wall :) #socute #imababe #damnimasexychick #donthatemecuzimbeautiful

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I'm not tryna have a boyfriend right now..Sorry cute little hobo that was hitting on me! #singleandreadytomingle #getatme #nostringsattached

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@ehickster stop making sweaters out of the hair in the shower drain!!! Its gross!! #nasty #uglysweater #soitchy

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@SellyMarieG3 you should steal @justinbieber from @selenagomez and see the drama that unfolds

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@SellyMarieG3 you should get married to @RyanSeacrest!!! That would be precious <3

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@SellyMarieG3 wtf you left your schedule over my house.. GET IT OUT OF HERE!

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Why did no one tell me that having a llama circus was a bad idea?! #somuchpoop #onespitinmyface #theydontliketocuddle #gotkickedinthekidney

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Hump day always wares me out ;) #happywednesday #humpdadump #pelvicthrust #juststrengtheningmyhips

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I hate when I trip over my flower bell bottom jeans and fall into the bonfire!!! Oopsy! :/ #clumsy #ouchthatburns #irreplaceablebellbottoms

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I wish I was beyonce because then I could dance in my leotard and heels and no one would look at me weird #allthesingleladiesputyahandsup

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What's worse than traffic? Bumper stickers about honor students at middle schools. Cool you passed basic math #yourestillannoyingandugly

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Brought my elliptical in the car so I could work on my beach bod on the way to the cape!! #procastination #burningcalories #6packin60minutes

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What do you call 2 pounds of apple sauce, a blue wig, and a golden retriever puppy? My saturday night! #ke$hacrazy #watchout #youjealous

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FINALLY planted my dandelions today!! I love my weed garden!! #landscapedesignartist #waitthatsoundswrong #notadrugdealer #abovetheinfluence

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That awkward moment when you get arrested for indecent exposure.. lol oopsies ;)