OMG 🇺🇦

Democrat. Kindness matters. Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution.
Albert Einstein

[OMG 🇺🇦 @ALT_MyName]

Fifty years of the GOP pissing on your head and telling you it's raining. It's not raining.

https://t.co/4GFmhh4W2t

[OMG 🇺🇦 @ALT_MyName]

This policy from a so-called administration that has pardoned many convicted of fraud and headed by a man witg 34 fraud convictions and ran a fraud charity and a fraud university. I guess he hates competition.

https://t.co/fljTo6tdWI

[Sarah McBride @SarahEMcBride]

I've seen a couple takes like this from MAGA folks who can never muster any argument against me other than "you're trans."

You can think what you think about people like me, but coming out - despite those who can never seem to look beyond that identity - is about the most secure thing someone can do.

[OMG 🇺🇦 @ALT_MyName]

What Soctt Pelley is saying here is - and there is not reason to disbelieve it - having someone at the top essentially say "we want the ICE agents to appear more justified"

Scott Pelley Accuses Bari Weiss Of 'Putting A Thumb On The Scale' For Trump
https://t.co/y8E6AuyszB

[OMG 🇺🇦 @ALT_MyName]

We KNOW he is lying about the 2020 election.

First, everything he says is a lie. Every one of his lies is a confession.

Second, he had over 60 court cases tossed out of court for....wait for it...LACK OF EVIDENCE!

https://t.co/SwDqaymcih

[OMG 🇺🇦 @ALT_MyName]

"Appearing to fall asleep."

Apply Occam's Razor. He was sleeping.

'I Feel Like I'm Losing My Mind!': MS NOW Host Can't Hold Back After Seeing Trump Appear To Nod Off
https://t.co/lGUTJAZg7t

[OMG 🇺🇦 @ALT_MyName]

RUMP's White Trash House ballroom went from:

Free - billionaires will bribe me.
200 million
400 million a few days later. American taxpayers will pay for it.
1 billion of course taxpayers will pay for it.
1.4 billion and taxpayers pay.
The billionaires? They got a payout 50B.

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

It's about priorities.
We, the people are an afterthought.

[OMG 🇺🇦 @ALT_MyName]

@bluhue123 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

[OMG 🇺🇦 @ALT_MyName]

@AZ_Brittney Fuckingslimeballs.

[OMG 🇺🇦 @ALT_MyName]

@therichfromca 👍
If not now, when? If not him, who?

[Rich From CA @therichfromca]

When Democrats take over the Hose and Senate this election, would you support removing Donald Trump from office and holding him accountable?

Yes or No? 👍👎

[OMG 🇺🇦 @ALT_MyName]

In 2016, the world figured out who Donald RUMP was. In 2024, the world found out who Americans are.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Trump hasn’t made a public appearance in 8 days. This after an unscheduled visit to the hospital- because he “likes getting check ups.” Thank God Jake Tapper (or as I like to call him- the Brick Tamland of his generation) is on the case hunting down clues in a book about my mom’s experience as First Lady four years ago.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Also on a serious note. I would like @peterdouchey to please ask the president when I get my royalty check for those where’s Hunter t-shirts. It’s been 4 years now and he keeps telling me the check is in the mail.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

The MAGA Whisperer Strikes Again!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I'm Hunter Biden. You've never actually heard from me.