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a he/him duck.

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#StardewValley

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I've been MIA cause I have to use a work twitter and don't wanna fuck'em both up.

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@jlp802 @JeffScottTucker @meghanttucker I quote that way too often xD

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@UWSDWF @Unicorn6610 I worked with a Chris who this reminds me of ... so Yes!

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@GeorgeMigliacc1 Three of those things I dont care about.

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@anthonycwalker I drive the speed limit cause I'm a dweeb!

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@Rachael_RLETC1 Spiders are the best!

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@Ms_Deathwish For real, I always thought he was at least mid to late 40s too.

I looked it up, he was 44 while filming.. and Definitely looked like it

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Grab the burn cream!

[The Cabbage Book Guy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥗 @HiuGregg]

Sometimes Twitter is worth the admission fee

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This could have been entertaining when I cleaned crime scenes.

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Write a horror story for your industry using just four words

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@ThatEricAlper I Don't Like Mondays

[CGMagazine @CGMagonline]

Its #GIVEAWAY TIME! #Retweet AND #Follow us at #CGM for your chance to win one of 3 copies of #Nobody on #Digital, #Blueray and #DVD! (Note digital code is Canada only) @NobodyMovie #nobodymovie #johnwick #contest

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@Ms_Deathwish Moths > Butterflies!

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Only right answer.

[CGMagazine @CGMagonline]

The #Mandalorian has partnered with Kay Jewelers to bling out fans with diamond collection. 💎
This is the way.
#StarWars #CGM #CGMagazine https://t.co/ATKJBVKLjk

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@Rachael_RLETC1 @Ms_Deathwish I lived 2 hours away from Nickleback. If you thought it was over played where you were, you should have been "In the Home of Nickleback" cause it was constantly played haha

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@TonyYvce Perfect response

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@Ms_Deathwish Venlafaxine was terrible for my anxiety. Hope things get better for you.

[Daily Star @dailystar]

Sexpert shares four words you should always say during sex https://t.co/IprDx3fIpX

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@Ms_Deathwish He is the worst!!!!