Andrew McClain

✊ Senior writer on upcoming BioShock || TV actor // writer // hacker || early @twitter acquisition || lead gameplay dev + writer on @neocabgame

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A future dystopia fueled by a paranoid, predatory govt, wracked by climate events, fueled by a media obsessed with ratings oh wait that's

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Liquor Store Clerk: I’m going to need to see an ID.

Me: I shot 3000 pounds of meat but can only take 200 back to the wagon.

Clerk: have a nice day!

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@LucyJBoyle never underestimate the power of the mid-life crisis

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@DebAmlen I’m surprised you didn’t think of “cheese” on today’s 3D! Love your column btw.

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@jinen The crib dismount is a 6 difficulty at least

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It never ceases to amaze me that even after 12 years of online Olympic coverage, @NBC still can’t manage anything other than streaming a disjointed dumpster fire outside its primetime programming.

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@cat_elg There's such a weird thin blue line vibe there.

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@nbeaudrot @tysonbrody https://t.co/dJTGMB2G2w is what you're looking for

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@EddCoates @hoverbird @laura_sly @VincentPerea @joeld42 @newhighscore “Create a responsive, script-driven holographic app interface in Unity, ” I thought.

“It will be easy,” I thought.

Thank goodness for @laura_sly for sharing the pain.

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Texas Republicans: Government regulation will turn us into Venezuela!

Also Texas Republicans: Boil snow so you can have water to drink. Good luck!

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@jinen @kirstinestewart @MarkGhuneim @adashek Oof. I’m still tired from scaling that hackweek project into a multinational media program. I think one awards season we worked for 3 months straight — logistics and coding during the week, hosting red carpet every weekend.

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David is the @bombsfall of design. So excited for him! (i totally f'ed up the first time I tried to retweet this)

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I'm at a point where I don't know how to tweet without succumbing to anxiety before hitting post, but it also feels weird to not tweet about releasing the app I've been working on for the last year! Check it out if you're curious. Proud of a lot of it, embarrassed by a lot of it.

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I've been calling my wife's employer @Delta for two weeks to try and get an estimate of how much health care premiums might be if she returns to work -- the only information i can get is "that will be available when she returns to work" so it looks like we just have to guess.

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@finkel @sippey Dislike

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@nbeaudrot Just realized that I can joyscroll your analysis now and omg these last four years fuck

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@nbeaudrot thank you so much, it’s hard to maintain with my minor in Constitutional Law

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@laureneoneal I hear there’s a cut where baby yoda sings “Our God Is An Awesome God” and mando breaks down sobbing

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@laureneoneal And now I’m seriously reconsidering why I love the repeated “this is the way” so much.

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@legobutts *practical, not experimental

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@legobutts Also I don’t even need to read the original thread to know that you’re right since you have like 90 years of intuitive and experimental parent training