Amee

Christian, homeschool mom to three weird kids.

[Amee @Amee]

Turn off the shower and immediately hear, "Mommy, HURRY! I want to show you something!" Don't know what I would do without these kids.

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My mom, who lives in the same house as my grandfather, just texted me a picture and asked me to email it to him.

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Eli is explaining how they don't make portal elevators like they used to. Someone rescue me.

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Feeling a little sad that my baby is old enough to cook his own breakfast, then realized that I am really enjoying this HOT coffee.

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I love Eli SO MUCH. But if he doesn't stop talking to me about his new legos, I may die.

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We are out of milk, so Eli wants me to tell him how to make some.

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Holly is opening presents. She just can't wait until Christmas.

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Grace is such a thoughtful, generous gift-giver. She definitely gets it from Aaron. 😊

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Mom and Dad bought a new car, so they have a new hobby: fighting over the sunroof, which neither of them knows how to operate.

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How many times can a mom listen to the A to Z Mysteries audio books without losing her mind? That's what we are finding out today.

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CPR class. Noah hit Grace with the baby dummy.

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Eli trying to figure out what you call people from Japan: "Japanianites?"

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Eli is cooking eggs and sausage while I relax with a glass of wine. Who said parenting is hard?

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I started getting gray hair when I was 20. My mom just found her first one today.

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Grace is reading a baby names book. Out loud.

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November 1, the day Eli reads me Laffy Taffy jokes all day long.

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Some things Eli wants for Christmas: a trip to Legoland, a Fitbit, and a ten-pack of beef ramen noodles.

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Having such a bad day that I'm tempted to go pen shopping. If Aaron asks questions, I'll tell him they're cheaper than shoes.

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Eli asked me to get him some yoga pants, because they are soft and stretchy.

[Kelcey Kintner @mamabirddiaries]

I don't want to alarm anyone but I've been told about a serious situation where someone got 4.2 seconds more screen time than their sibling.