AJP

[AJP @AmesP]

I’m way too fucking hot for this shit
#2021mantra

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

In Minneapolis and many other communities across the country, we're seeing people come together to peacefully protest and support their neighbors. If you're looking to get involved, here are some ways to help: https://t.co/I2Md26PycU

[Justin Bieber @justinbieber]

Went to where I shot my music video for baby

This is what happened

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Onion rings are just vegetable donuts.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

everybody knows watching tv without also looking at your phone counts as reading

[bear @iamblackbear]

love u in the worst way

[Joanna @iamjojo]

just when you think you’ve healed through something… God will be like HA! But what about THIS?!

[megan @MeganAnnD]

4th of july is cancelled this year due to a shortage of independence.

[bear @iamblackbear]

sometimes i be missing myself

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

No prob = no problem
All good = continue as you are but you are dead to me

[Willow Pill @WillowPillQueen]

I love sleeping. It’s like a little taste of death.

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

Stop underestimating yourself

[clintoris @clintoris]

Normalize cutting my life into pieces due to the fact that this is my last resort

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Tax day? All days are taxing

[AJP @AmesP]

🙋🏼‍♀️😌

[Doug Benson @DougBenson]

I CALL MY CURRENT ATTITUDE ‘FALSE POSITIVE’

[AJP @AmesP]

Rising up from a coma type nap 😌