Just call me Alice

Detroit Lions,Tigers & Wings..Oh My| Lover of 🌮🍕& Slurpees| There’s nothing to see here|Winner of nothing|

[Just call me Alice @AMUSINGALICE28]

On Twitter I'm cool like Barbie but in RL I'm just really her awkward little sister Skipper.

[erika @yeeeerika]

if i could sleep in a freshly baked baguette i would

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

seeing a cybertruck out in public really does ruin your day

[Detroit Lions PR @LionsPR]

The only QBs in @NFL history to produce eight games with a completion percentage of 75.0% in a season:

1. @Lions QB @JaredGoff16 (2024)
2. Tom Brady (2007)

#OnePride

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Woke up NFC North Champs

[Sunday Night Football on NBC @SNFonNBC]

A clash of football fairy tales!

@Buccaneers vs @Lions live today on NBC and Peacock https://t.co/Y7pSxIFJFd

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Started humming a song from 1962…

[Just call me Alice @AMUSINGALICE28]

@KelsWingert What are you using to hold them in place on the wall??

Your wall is the best I’ve ever seen hanging.

I’ve been collecting and don’t want to put mine in a case. I want it simple so it doesn’t take away from the Bat.

[Just call me Alice @AMUSINGALICE28]

@dougbies Could someone please buy that for me?!

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

20s: going out at midnight to party

30s: getting up at midnight to pee

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

I have nothing in common with people who "forget to eat."

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

All of my clothes are now considered loungwear.

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

Cute date idea: we eat a dozen donuts together

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

Does anyone else think our parents seemed older when they were the age we are now?

[WhatserName @IamEveryDayPpl]

I mentioned Dave Grohl has a Super Bowl commercial this year and a coworker said who’s that so I quit.

[Sir Castic @SirCasticDad42]

I picked the wrong week to start my high altitude balloon tours

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

In my 20s I stayed up all night and went to work the next day and went out again that night.

Two years ago I stayed up until 10PM one night and still haven't recovered.

[Kellalena @topaz_kell]

My five-year plan is to get this produce bag open without licking my fingers.

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

Being an adult means you have house pajamas and vacation pajamas.