Paul APE

I was an ape, I am an ape, I will be an ape.

[Paul APE @APE_DJ]

@_ElliottJackson Ha ha, I'm sure you do 😂

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

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We are giving away 4 Sproston Bags - signed by me 🤘

They will be available to order from our online store from 10am Friday May 29th to 11pm Monday June 1st (winners announced 9am Friday) - each bag comes with a pair of Sproston socks too

[Paul APE @APE_DJ]

I'm from St Helens and I can't understand how a town built on glass works and coal mining has gone to Reform.

I recently read this book and it shows how caring for people mining communities were. Today spits in the face of our parents and grandparents.

[Paul APE @APE_DJ]

@LyfeHogg @JayDanielsMVP @UncleJP78 @fanofcfb True it is low but he is hitting it from 72 yards for the video, at least it shows he has the power in his leg.

I'm just hoping he can be consistent from 55.

[Paul APE @APE_DJ]

@HogfarmerChris We got a Center. 👍👍👍👍

[Paul APE @APE_DJ]

@HogfarmerChris Absolutely. But maybe lower down the draft.

[Paul APE @APE_DJ]

I've just watched Mother Mary.

What a film, I loved it. The performances of Anne Hathaway and the amazing Michaela Coel were a level above and need to be seen.

Then it was followed with a Q&A by the man himself, David Lowery!

Wow, what an evening.

[Paul APE @APE_DJ]

Hi Guys @LoganPaulsenNFL @BenStandig @JPFinlayNBCS random question.

As a Washington fan in London since 1984, where late games kick off at 1am, who do you think will be playing Center?

I think they've had a very solid FA but the OL is of utmost importance for JD5 this season.

[Paul APE @APE_DJ]

@FisherFC @PaulHeatonSolo When I was at uni in Hull around 1989-1990, I lived on Grafton Street and met Paul Heaton quite a few times. He was a top bloke and despite his fame was totally down to earth.

So many years later and I now live in Rotherhithe and his generosity is no surprise.

[Paul APE @APE_DJ]

Monday we sack Ismael,
Tuesday we play Wednesday too,
Thursday we'll appoint who-knows-who,
Friday I'm in love

#rovers #brfc

[Paul APE @APE_DJ]

@anon_opin I endorse this message.

[Paul APE @APE_DJ]

@RealTimBooth Hi Seth,

I really enjoyed Tim's adaptation of your story and can't wait for the audiobook. I'm really looking forward to seeing you and Tim in the same room 🤯

[Paul APE @APE_DJ]

@makhtar96738 Thank you Pape, enjoy your next adventure and keep smiling (I know you will)

[Paul APE @APE_DJ]

What a absolutely fantastic gig last night from @Tim_Burgess and @thecharlatans at The Roundhouse. Well over 2 hours of pure joy and sounding better than ever.

PS a big thank you to the lady who rescued me from my coat when I was carrying the drink back from the bar 😂

[Paul APE @APE_DJ]

@edgarwright @RunningManMovie I saw it in the cinema at Eltham yesterday, not the biggest screen but I was in Row 2 so felt like I was running with Ben Richards 😂

I loved it, great balance of action, humour and tone. It felt very relevant for today's times.

[Paul APE @APE_DJ]

@Reverend_Makers Jon, I was gutted the gigs were cancelled but totally understood the reason and can confirm https://t.co/Cv3VYlFDyB automatically refunded the money, including the fees, the same day. 👍

[Paul APE @APE_DJ]

@JPFinlayNBCS 👍 @JR1ERA is the heart and soul of this @Commanders team. And a damn fine player at safety and on special teams.

[Paul APE @APE_DJ]

@matt_lees1 Bloody Hell, I thought this was another player leaving.

Congratulations on a well deserved testimonial Matty, and very glad you'll be a Saint next year 👍

[Paul APE @APE_DJ]

Sat watching the @Commanders last preseason game here in London (England)

Highlight of the first half was @JR1ERA sideline interview, he shows what positivity, work effort and talent will get you in life.

Wish he could give me a 5 minute pep talk every Monday morning 🤣