@ValArkooshPA Val,
How awesome. I have been trying to reach you for days even weeks and have misplaced your number. Please call me when you can at 919-539-2427. Hope you had a nice weekend.
2: [looks at old photo]
Papa you have no beard?
Me: That was a long time ago, before Papa grew one.
4: [looks at same photo]
This before Mama had one, too?
My wife:
Me: [sighs] 4 years. You had a good run, son.
@meakoopa LMAO. ALL mammalian, and some avian species exhibit homosexual tendencies and sexual behaviors. I’m the reptilian family some species are able to self-inseminate or even (by GOD’S design) SWITCH GENDER’s—-(HOLY SHIT? Really?? Yes— without hormones or a surgeon. (Thanks GOD!)
Please tell me about a time your parents unintentionally dragged you within an inch of your life. I'll go first: Once in college my mom sent me a care package that was just acne face washes and the book He's Just Not That Into You
@jQuit_twit Dearest Jenna, id much rather hear about seeing Stevie nix (holy shit) in cocncert than reading your horoscope for bulls everydamnday. come by or call me and I’ll get you and you can get out of the house and hang out in my new art studio with me. Option 1paint, 2draw 3watch tv