Lucky 13 days old today.
โ Six tools, delivered ๐ ๏ธ
โ The Lab, live with jerseys from 48 nations โฝ
โ A surprise basketball drop, sold out ๐
Two promises kept. Now we build the next one.
Staking ๐
So holiday season approaching fast and the temperature is rising, i don't know about you but i love global warming!! Bring it on๐ to enjoy it don't forget to deploy your sunbathing towel ๐ (and shorts ) from @lallamapic not sure?? Wait for 22/06/2026
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Woke up one morning and decided his species deserved more respect. Oversized sunglasses on, homemade sign in hand, zero permits filed. He marched down a street with zero observers, chanted slogans he invented himself, and demanded rights the world had never denied.
He thought it was a new phone feature. Armed with permanent access to his whereabouts, they booked a flight to Venice. Twenty missed calls and twelve hours later, he replied with a picture from Italy asking where the hotel was. He won the game. They lost hope.
Llama show you a little sneak preview on what @lallamapic is doing with their lifestyle brand @llamalifestyles coming this month. One of many. Grab a saddle or if desired, bareback and enjoy the ride
The Misfits Lab is live ๐
48 nations are competing this summer. So we dropped 48 jerseys.
Pick your country. Wear it on your Misfit.
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A secondary activity that reliably took longer than whatever the original plan had been. The group had stopped asking if he was lost and started asking the only question that mattered: whereโs that retarded llama? He had a special gift for disappearing in the crowd.
The llama had a friend who had been getting lost since the day they met, not occasionally but with the kind of consistency that eventually stops being a coincidence. Finding him had become the event within the event.
When the llama realized that the version being taught in schools (and blasted on social media), looked nothing like anyone he had ever known. Who was it that decided these broadcast standards, and why was a private fact being turned into a public costume? One thing was certain:
Then one day, the llamaโs local school district began introducing the subject to kids who had not yet learned long division. The llama spent days trying to find the logic in doing that, but still hasnโt to this day.
The llama has had gay friends his entire life and nobody had ever felt the need to announce it before walking into a room. They worked, argued, laughed, and got along famously. No one in his circle of friends had ever made their sexuality the most interesting trait that they had.