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you may say I’m a dreamer….but I’m not

[e @artzandcrafts]

A bit of constructive criticism for @HRBlock - when someone is filing a return on behalf of someone who is deceased, maybe don’t automatically generate a bunch of documents to help “prepare for your 2026 tax return”?

[jawn didion @tinndfishmonger]

How September is going to feel

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

I’m sorry I could never move in silence I need to announce literally everything I’m doing

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

That was a nice hour long twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

I feel bad for the trad wife community bc I have a Cooking Boyfriend. He is making me vegetarian French onion pasta while I drink a christmas cocktail and watch

[Kathleen @kathleenkatkath]

Every 2-4 years I’m reminded that I’ve been deceived by the many positive male relationships and friendships I have in my life enough to forget how much this country fundamentally loathes women

[e @artzandcrafts]

law school

[꩜ @adorewordss]

yes kafka that's pretty much it

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i actually LOVE that it gets dark at 7pm now. now i can start Reckoning With My Own Insignificance earlier. really frees up the rest of the evening for Mourning What Could Have Been

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

ur honor you’re not being a girls girl rn

[Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD]

No US President has ever given birth so explain to me why suddenly we think that’s necessary

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Pleading insanity in small claims court

[trash jones @jzux]

surely this is the 3-day weekend that will fix my crippling burnout

[e @artzandcrafts]

@AndrewLeMazing Incredible

[Alma @glumirror]

Sylvia please

[Kenny King Jr @KennyKing_Jr]

.@Eminem at the game today. Full on mood!