emily rounds

Self taught heart surgeon

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Hotel ACs are the McDonalds sprite of air conditioning

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[Hype Hair Model @PersnicketyK]

No baby. Just keep reading the book.

[El Jay @prettyquelinda]

Drake idc

[Gayatollah HIMenei 🧊 @harrysreup]

I suck at burning bridges man I miss everyone

[Lil G @SakPaseG]

Sometimes just sitting in the sun is enough for a good day. We overcomplicate joy.

[kamila @shotforkam]

i know i’ve been saying that forever but this is a very very very fine man!

[thanatos @PEZOLCFTD]

AND SO ACTUALLY THE REASON I’M SINGLE IS BECAUSE I HAVE PRAYED FOR A TRUE LOVE AND NOBODY IS MAKING THE CUT YET. I’M PROTECTED FROM MEDIOCRITY. THAT’S THE ONLY REASON. NO FURTHER QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME. THANK YOU.

[🇵🇸🧚🏽 @notcishet]

yall lucky life humbles me every 3-5 business days bc there r kanye levels of self-idolatry deep within me

[Sameer @oosafarnama]

Stop letting people consume you. They didn't call? Go to sleep. They didn't message you? Put your phone down and have a better day. They left you on read? Delete the conversation. They didn't make an effort? Match their energy. Never let your happiness depend on anyone.

[angel @profesionlangel]

the “looksmaxxing” epidemic was the closest thing males have ever experienced to the beauty standards women are upheld to all their lives and it literally made them all insane

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

the most cheating ahh two faced man you know is out here liking and reposting such shit

[rafayel of #🏚️twt @aerorafayel]

when i push people away and they actually leave

[𝒜 @imamorlove]

Anytime I’m dolled up I’m like there’s no way I’m real

[hair of the pawg @haleyvemealone]

Guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[k @yslnadi]

when your toxic traits are isolation and avoidance but your love languages are physical touch and quality time

[b ✧ eel @mernessc]

como se siente esperar y esperar y esperar y esperar y esperar y esperar y seguir esperando

[Justin @KssnHerPanties]

"u hate me" startin to