Somto_Daniels 🪐

Student Architect 👨‍💼 COYG ❤️🤍

[Somto_Daniels 🪐 @ASD_tochi]

Disabled juror/supervisor: walk me through your floor plan
Me: sir I don't have Ramp oo

[Somto_Daniels 🪐 @ASD_tochi]

E say na why me
So na me e suppose be?

[bhliq @nihilistnrcotik]

why me

[bhliq @nihilistnrcotik]

why me

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

E reach time for men to activate divorce glow, women wan set rules and regulations

Na lie😂😂

[Red Cartel Era @RedCartelHQ]

People tagging Arsenal must not know Arteta well enough

Next season you will complain we are restarting too fast 😭

[Somto_Daniels 🪐 @ASD_tochi]

@elspanishgooner @sftbl187 As expected from a Spanish wanker 🤡

[Somto_Daniels 🪐 @ASD_tochi]

@PenielThoy @pinkpnterest Nothing for you Aristoto

[Enyinnaya @enyinna_]

“Jesus girlies” and following all the popular whores on IG

[Somto_Daniels 🪐 @ASD_tochi]

@King_sley234 E say na dignity
Something wey I go use win PL next season

[Somto_Daniels 🪐 @ASD_tochi]

Make premier league no fold oo

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: From 2026/27, Premier League teams will be punished for wasting time when restarting play.

• Take too long over a goal kick? It becomes a corner.

• Take too long over a throw-in? The other team gets the throw.

• A substituted player must leave the pitch within 10 seconds. If not, his replacement has to wait 60 seconds before coming on, leaving his team with 10 players until then.

[Somto_Daniels 🪐 @ASD_tochi]

@King_sley234 Victim Keh when corner dey involved?

[zak🪡 @ZakKnowsBall]

don’t bid for the world cup if you don’t want the WORLD to be part of the world cup

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Youre right and I'll tell you why because I can.

Given the circumstances of his marriage, they expect him to be miserable - as per Nollywood.

They hate that he seemed to cover all bases - prenup, marriage, divorce + custody, removal of his ex as dependant, exoneration from DV claims and he is unapologetically loud.

They don't care about whatever circumstances surrounded the marriage or dissolution just hate the fact that "a cheating gurl took an L".

They hate that they can't troll him for his looks, career, pockets or his ability to pull 10s as he pleases + he is young. So why not zoom in, on his nostrils.

Was he doing too much publicly at some point? Relatively yes.

But I can rationally charge it to two possible factors:

1. He was genuinely also deeply affected by the way the marriage turned out & the repeated public crashout + need for some kind of validation was a necessary step to putting it behind,

2. When a situation puts you on the spotlight for the very first time, a lot of people don't know how to leverage on the overwhelming first round of applause & hang it there - they stretch it until the balance tilts.

These are my honest assessments.

Do these assessments justify the vitriol he's getting from women currently? No.

He seems to be doing well and they hate his guts.

The honest-to-god truth might be that - he might not be doing that well emotionally but he has refused to allow weakness be his public identity and doesn't conform to their definition of "humble".

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

1. Sending your pictures to people to post on their status on your birthday. If you’re important to them, you absolutely don’t need to do that BS.

2. Forgiving a cheating partner. It shows that you don’t think you deserve better. A sign of low self-esteem.

3. Listening to music and watching movies you genuinely don’t like or enjoy because of social media validation.

4. Pandering to a particular set of people by saying things you don’t even believe in just to gain their attention or approval.

5. Dating or marrying someone who doesn’t know how to cook.

6. Famzing or àss-kissing just to get close to someone you don’t even like for your own selfish interests.

7. Posting birthday wishlists.

8. Using money to impress or prove a point to someone who has made it clear, without mincing words, that they don’t like you.

9. Doing giveaways on social media when you have friends, family, and loved ones who are struggling.

10. Begging for love, sex, attention, care, and reciprocity.

11. Doing a BBL instead of going to the gym.

12. Trying to prove to an audience that
doesn’t care about you that you’re rich.

13. Frequently mocking, belittling, or judging people to feel superior by comparison.

14. People-pleasing: constantly sacrificing your happiness and comfort for people who wouldn’t do the same for you simply because you lack the courage to say NO.

15. The need to win every argument. You don’t want to learn; you always want to be right. And more often than not, you’re just loud, ignorant, and wrong.

[Somto_Daniels 🪐 @ASD_tochi]

@King_sley234 I no wetin I dey talk till then sha 🙂

[Somto_Daniels 🪐 @ASD_tochi]

Make premier league no fold oo

[Somto_Daniels 🪐 @ASD_tochi]

...On today's episode of things that never happened

[Joy Oforezika @oforezika]

I was having a zoom meeting when my daughter screamed. I have to pause to check on her.

Apparently my husband wanted bathing her because I was busy. She have just returned from school.

I shot both of them a daring glance and the house went quiet. My husband has been moody all day because I made a law never to bath any female child in our house.

He said I am making him a threat to his kids. Is there a better way to explain my reasons to him because I don't know how to start.

[Somto_Daniels 🪐 @ASD_tochi]

@Felixtheeicon 😂😂😂

[Somto_Daniels 🪐 @ASD_tochi]

Person for my contact list say na him dream be this 💔

[MEEKEEY @meekeey1233]

This police brutality is getting out of hand in this country @PoliceNG

The police officers saw my crypto apps and claimed i was a yahoo boy

He put me on tight handcuffs for over an hour and forcefully took 45,000 out of my account

I tried to explain my self but they kept threatening to shoot me if i keep insisting

Is this the police that is supposed to save us from bandits?

[Somto_Daniels 🪐 @ASD_tochi]

@ama_kaaa Y'all are Just saying anything at this point 😂

[MEEKEEY @meekeey1233]

This police brutality is getting out of hand in this country @PoliceNG

The police officers saw my crypto apps and claimed i was a yahoo boy

He put me on tight handcuffs for over an hour and forcefully took 45,000 out of my account

I tried to explain my self but they kept threatening to shoot me if i keep insisting

Is this the police that is supposed to save us from bandits?

[Somto_Daniels 🪐 @ASD_tochi]

@Neversleeps_HQ @Egokuwait Them dey quickly forget 😂