𝐫𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐫

𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃; forgive me for the way I let this man create lust of my faith, passion of my rage and labored breath of my 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏. — @wannarathbone • Vexxed

[𝐫𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐫 @ataletocrucify]

𝐑𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 ‘𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐱’ 𝐀𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐫

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𝑂𝑟𝑝ℎ𝑎𝑛
𝐷𝑎𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐶ℎ𝑢𝑟𝑐ℎ
𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑉𝑒𝑥 𝐹𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑦

𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧,
𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐮𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥.

[𝐫𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐫 @ataletocrucify]

@WannaRathbone I love you most of all.

[𝐫𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐫 @ataletocrucify]

See how he interrupts my game trial? Unmannered.

[𝐫𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐫 @ataletocrucify]

@WannaRathbone Oh my god. Stop talking.

[𝐫𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐫 @ataletocrucify]

LMFAOOOO

[Maddie @1HotMess_]

I don’t know what’s going on over there in that group DM… I’m just gonna eat my cranberry orange muffin and mind my business. 💀

[𝐫𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐫 @ataletocrucify]

You, @WannaRathbone.

[𝐫𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐫 @ataletocrucify]

@WannaRathbone I said all you have to do is listen! Just read the fucking book for the sake of your fully intact cock.

[𝐫𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐫 @ataletocrucify]

Read. Red. Rising. Or I’m going to de-glove your cock.

[J. @WannaRathbone]

The headache fucked off so I can finally go back to reading Mistborn.

Don’t tell Rhysand though; she’s on my dick to read Red Rising.

[𝐫𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐫 @ataletocrucify]

@WannaRathbone Well, it won’t happen if you just listen. See? It’s easy, peasy, lemon squeezy.

[𝐫𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐫 @ataletocrucify]

@WannaRathbone Uh, no? You made a lifelong commitment. The only way you’re leaving is in a body bag, baby.

[𝐫𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐫 @ataletocrucify]

Always 🥹

[kira @kirahisuki]

YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMEBODY GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF LITTLE KISSES ALL OVER YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU'RE GIGGLING AND BLUSHING BECAUSE THAT IS PEAK

[𝐫𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐫 @ataletocrucify]

Fuckin’ freaks.

[J. @WannaRathbone]

.@ALustForSinning

[𝐫𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐫 @ataletocrucify]

@WannaRathbone Flirting only lands you in time out.

[𝐫𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐫 @ataletocrucify]

You’re still an idiot.

[J. @WannaRathbone]

@holystudd

[𝐫𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐫 @ataletocrucify]

Muah!

[J. @WannaRathbone]

Good girls ruin everything.

[𝐫𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐫 @ataletocrucify]

I’m too sober for this right now.

[J. @WannaRathbone]

Btw I’m pretty sure Mary was not a virgin.

[𝐫𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐫 @ataletocrucify]

My heart is so soft. I love you so much and this will always be one of my happiest days.

[J. @WannaRathbone]

@ataletocrucify

[𝐫𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐫 @ataletocrucify]

If I kiss it… does it increase my luck?

[J. @WannaRathbone]

Stroke my wand and say “Patronus” … see what happens.

[𝐫𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐫 @ataletocrucify]

Working overtime to convince Jackson to take me to a Harry Potter screening under a huge ass dome with a themed menu and blankets.

[𝐫𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐫 @ataletocrucify]

I love my cute lil life. 🥰

[𝐫𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐫 @ataletocrucify]

You’re my favorite person ever.

[J. @WannaRathbone]

You, @ataletocrucify