Alfred

Instagram: 3rdalfred . All memes are stolen.

[smile2jannah @smile2jannah]

Mehdi Hasan: "Trump wouldn't have let little Patrick Bet-David into the country"

PBD: "You are so funny."

Mehdi low-key violated him on his own podcast.

Cooked🔥

[Max @Juicewag]

A source confirmed to The Rooster that Vivek attempted to enter the Knicks’ restricted area after their playoff win and was immediately rebuffed by Knicks personnel

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

No vote in Tennessee (+1 GOP)
No vote in Florida (+4 GOP)
No vote in Missouri (+1 GOP)
No vote in North Carolina (+2 GOP)
No vote in Texas (+5 GOP)

Virginia’s voter-approved maps thrown out.

MAGA has rigged the system.

[Sarah Fitzpatrick @S_Fitzpatrick]

My latest story:

[shut up, josh @ChiefJosheola]

School Shooting: There’s nothing we can do about this. Don’t politicize these tragedies.

Political Shooting: We need a $400 million bunker built immediately and you hate America if you don’t agree.

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

This is fucking crazy!!! Kash Patel had the FBI investigate a journalist who was mean to his girlfriend!?! What on earth is it going to take for this pathetic, drunk, genuine threat to our national security to be fired?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia—

AOC: Wah wah wah.

We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no. Republicans have fought for partisan gerrymanders across the United States of America. And these are the rules that they have set.

And so if the Republican Party wanted to start this, they did this in North Carolina. They drew out three Democratic members of Congress in North Carolina. They did it in Texas.

What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over, doesn’t fight, and takes everything sitting down. And what they’re mad at right now is that we are here in a new day. And we have been asking the Democratic Party to stand up and fight, and now they did—and now the Republican Party doesn’t like the fact that they are fighting against someone who actually will stand up for the American people.

So if Republicans decide that they would like to revisit a ban on partisan gerrymandering, I welcome them. We have the bill right here to end this all today. But they don’t want to, because they like pursuing and continuing to enact an unfair electoral landscape. And so we have an obligation to defend ourselves.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Ossoff: How much do you guys know about Jared Kushner—Ivanka’s husband? He’s on the Saudi payroll for $2 billion. And now he’s leading American diplomacy in the Middle East, apparently, while at the very same time asking princes and sheikhs to give him billions more.

Can you imagine a normal sitting U.S. ambassador just hitting MBS for billions? But he’s a Trump, a royal, a princeling. The rules are for us, not for them.

And it’s not just Jared. Never before have we seen so little effort to hide so much corruption. The Mar-a-Lago mafia has taken American corruption to spectacular new heights.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨HOLY COW: Jon Ossoff just HUMILIATED JD Vance:

“I don't know if you saw, but JD Vance was in Georgia this week.

NO ONE SHOWED UP. The stadium was empty.”

AND THEN OSSOFF WENT NUCLEAR:

“But JD came to UGA to attack the Pope, two days after Donald Trump depicted himself as Jesus Christ.

The faithless President depicts himself as Christ while he plunges the nation into wars of choice.

While he and his family rake in billions from foreign princes.

While he plunders our health care to cut taxes for the rich.

Meanwhile rent, power, groceries, and health care have hit all-time highs this year.

Ground beef's up 20% since Trump took office. Coffee, 40%. Health premiums: through the roof.

And remember: while you pay more for everything, the First Family’s wealth is growing by billions of dollars.

Because they’re crooks, and everybody knows it."

[Jessica Tarlov @JessicaTarlov]

Breaking: Trump announces his healthcare plan—he will see you himself.

[AthletesInSpace @AthletesInSpace]

Unfortunately this is a great representative of America and the vast majority of right wing losers in America

[Alfred @AWheelz]

@MarcoFoster_ @lawindsor @TimJDillon *1.7T @TimJDillon . Also, make sure each time you highlight that fat fucks scam you be sure to mention you helped put him in place to do the scamming.

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

Laura Loomer says the quiet part out loud & calls Candace Owens a ghetto black bitch.

This is what White Maga REALLY thinks about Black Maga.

You're just useful idiots to them.