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@west_lizzy Taylor Swift or bachelorette

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@emmevibe my boyfriend is my stylist but unfortunately I have to book the flights 🙇🏼‍♀️

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@ninaTravers Nina out here selling billboards now

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coming back to twitter to say that Paul T only has one option and it's 1D reunion

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@itsvalerielee no but the about me situation is killing me…what in the myspace bulletin

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@athenayasaman the only music tech start up that we needed was Rostr lol

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@ParkerMaass ok weird to take the gc to twitter but go off

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@GregGerschenson @NHunterThompson lol

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@emmevibe I use Flo - ive been off for 3 years

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@Manager_Josh they love doing a "I dont work weekends" lol

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@elanmiller because a lot of shitty people will sit there taking up a table forever and not tip the server and waste a table

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is there a reason satisfaction is alive and well again

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@peachquintana ok wait I need the heart

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@lizoodell doesn’t make it any less embarrassing for the people that aren’t hiding it!

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I refuse to get threads simply because it's so embarrassing to have that little number in your instagram bio

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@retroglo 69% of people’s boss’ suck

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@atrashthought if there's no strikes, you're good

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the only thing tidal is useful for is looking up credits

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@retroglo all of this depends on season