Rob

He/him. Joe Bob Mutant since 1993 or so. Yes, I really am 40. Here for movie trivia and occasional jajas. Yes I have opinions, but really Twitter, do you care?

[Rob @ActuallyRob80]

So, still kind of grinning/maybe crying a little. This was awesome and I still kind of cannot believe this was for real. #TheLastDriveIn #HowRednecksSavedHollywood
@kinky_horror @therealjoebob

[Rob @ActuallyRob80]

4 of 5 stars to Pimp by Iceberg Slim https://t.co/AFJuVbmY84

[Rob @ActuallyRob80]

4 of 5 stars to Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Las... by Eric LaRocca https://t.co/1r79gdEiaz

[Rob @ActuallyRob80]

Video store clerk, then manager! So glad I managed to slide into doing that before they became obsolete 😁

[Rob @ActuallyRob80]

New normal:
1. *Patreon alert from Jenny*
2. *Rob waits impatiently for Jenny to make a video where she plays six different people* (Really it is like two days)
3. “😂😂😂 OTRA VEZ!”

[Jenny Lorenzo 🇨🇺 @JENNIZZLES]

I remember the days when the pungent smell of "Cloro" & Mistolin would seep under my door as my mom blasted classics like El Baile del Perrito on mornings that I thought I could sleep in. But not in a Cuban household, that's for sure. FULL VIDEO: https://t.co/qcz51kvlao #WAP

[Jennifer Tilly @JenniferTilly]

🛀🏻 📺 ⚡️

[Rob @ActuallyRob80]

I know Death Becomes Her walks a li—oh wait, this is Twitter, not real life 😂😂😂

[Jenny Lorenzo 🇨🇺 @JENNIZZLES]

Ah, the fine dining experience of a Cuban abuela's house is truly something that must be experienced by all. So we try to imagine what it would look like if Abuela's house was run like a restaurant. Watch the full video 10-min sketch here: https://t.co/APyCEFMVgJ

[Rob @ActuallyRob80]

I laughed a little too hard at this.

[Rob @ActuallyRob80]

@EarthTwoMike The part that somewhat frightened me? How similar quitting social media was to quitting cigarettes (Facebook was closest, because that took me almost a full year to cut).

Twitter is on “Notifications off” in my quitting stage at this point. Cuts back on checking.

[Rob @ActuallyRob80]

@EarthTwoMike I cut Facebook over a year ago, then IG and Snapchat at the beginning of this summer. My anxiety could not take them anymore. I use Twitter differently than I did those, and even this is starting to get to me.

My sleep improved remarkably as a result.

[Cher @cher]

If I’ve Ever Made You Laugh,
Cry,Dance,Sing,Happy,Wanna Bust Out,Pissed Off,Feel Safe When You’re Scared,Given You Courage TO ACE A TEST,GET A JOB,GET THROUGH A CRISIS.
🙏🏻PLEASE REGISTER &VOTE
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
A 2nd trump TERM WILL⚰️ DEMOCRACY.I SWEAR JOE HAS PLANS 4 THE PPL

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Fuck off.

[Rob @ActuallyRob80]

Accurate!

[S @freecupcake]

If I ever catch an attitude with you just know that you have annoyed me about 57 times before this and I can no longer control what comes out of my mouth.

[Rob @ActuallyRob80]

@NowhereinSF @Cinetext I really couldn’t think of an appropriate end for something like this. I am still holding this film’s proverbial beer this morning 😂

[Rob @ActuallyRob80]

#NowWatching THE COOK, THE THIEF, HIS WIFE & HER LOVER (1989) on Laserdisc • Richard Bohringer, Michael Gambon, Helen Mirren • Tonight on laserdisc quarantine theater. . . Never saw this. • Shared via @Cinetext

[Rob @ActuallyRob80]

@JENNIZZLES This is not me dressed up like The Crow . . . and yet even I cannot deny the resemblance. Accurate for this year this far too 😂

[Rob @ActuallyRob80]

@AlfredoGalindo Street Trash. The movie referenced in this thread.

[Rob @ActuallyRob80]

I JUST rewatched this yesterday 😂

[Rob @ActuallyRob80]

This really was a great time 😄

[Shudder @Shudder]

This is officially the greatest slumber party ever. #TheLastDriveIn