Adam Felber

Panelist on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, co-host of podcast with @paulapoundstone, host of @DadBandLand. My new book is here:

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Just hit me that I would TOTALLY go see a movie where relentlessly cheerful plastic dolls invent an atomic bomb

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So Trump agreed to spend more money protecting Greenland in exchange for us… spending more money protecting Greenland.

That guy is one smooth negotiator

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Pace Salsa: Almost Adequate, Every Time™️

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So… this is fun.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

The Odyssey is in PANIC Trying to CENSOR Hysterical Memes from The Internet

A humiliating scene from the movie leaked, causing the entire internet to roast it with memes.

After they went completely viral, NBC Universal started filing copyright claims to take them down.

The damage control won’t save them at the box office.

This movie is going to BOMB.

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@murphdogg29 I’m more with your “different day!”

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Schrödinger’s Senator (R., KY)

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I spoke to Bonnie Tyler on the phone for 20 minutes just now.

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@murphdogg29 I know a lot of white rock fans, and although not all of them love Prince as hard as I do, NONE of them question his greatness.

Maybe it’s a political thing? Or just a straight-up racist thing?

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“Let them eat kidney.” Well, that’s a new one! https://t.co/aEdLWZqqYk

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Finally got an AirTag because I always misplace my wallet. And now I can’t seem to misplace that damn wallet. Wtf?

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“Cozy” was definitely the word of the year for 2025. Let’s leave it there!

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My supermarket is overflowing with amateurs! What do these people EAT the other 11 months of the year?

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Twitter doesn’t deserve me anymore. This was GOLD, fuckers!

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Somewhere over the Atlantic, Pete Hegseth’s got a squadron of F-16s hunting down a big blue phone booth.

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Somewhere over the Atlantic, Pete Hegseth’s got a squadron of F-16s hunting down a big blue phone booth.

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Somewhere over the Atlantic, Pete Hegseth’s got a squadron of F-16s hunting down a big blue phone booth.

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@murphdogg29 Love to see Mother’s Finest here!

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An amazing feature of post-truth America is that “Reagan Presidential Foundation” can claim Ontario is lying, and then link to a video that… proves Ontario’s point? Because nobody will click? Or nobody cares?

[Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation & Institute @RonaldReagan]

Listen to President Reagan's unedited remarks here: https://t.co/1gQUcbR4eZ

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I was circumcised at an early age and I am not autistic. Let me explain how I know this. First- (1/357)

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Imagine what this world would be like if everyone who believed in the Rapture… got raptured. Win-win?

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Are there any markets where I can lay money on a public figure having congestive heart failure? I feel like there’s an opportunity here…

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It’s super nice that Carlos Alcaraz was given a day pass from his prison camp so he could play today!