Adam

mate am genuinely jus here for a laff. writer and comic.

[Adam @adammanno]

My half-hour special, Adam Manno: Live from Guachupita!, is filming June 4th at Life World in Bushwick 😄😄

I’ve been working on these jokes for 3 years! If this account has ever brought you any measure of joy, I think you’ll like this one.

🎟️: https://t.co/9OsqcbBgyJ

[Adam @adammanno]

@nothinbutemojis @evergrace_wiki 💀💀💀

[Adam @adammanno]

Malala…girl…

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Coach has launched &Coach, a new Gen Z-focused campaign featuring ambassadors Charli XCX, Malala Yousafzai, and PinkPantheress among others

[Adam @adammanno]

She was in the backrooms

[Adam @adammanno]

Oh hell yes AND she’s drinking Saratoga 😍 but we need CXOXO part 2….

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Camila Cabello has been in the studio with Aaron Dessner:

“summer trip to longpond”

[Adam @adammanno]

All Gaga wanted was to be loved by Madonna…all Madonna wanted was her cup of lean and her grills…

[Adam @adammanno]

A cop just tried to stop me for having an open container at Union Square but it was empty so he ended up just throwing my trash out for me 💀

[Adam @adammanno]

This how old ladies come into work when they’re ready to ruin any shred of good mood you had left in you

[externalsunshine @anniebaexquie]

this pic of ariana still haunts me till this day

[Adam @adammanno]

The entire entertainment industry hinges on the ability of 27 year olds to cosplay as teenagers

[Adam @adammanno]

Her downfall has been really tragic and upsetting but I guess it’s on me for expecting anything more from a professional rent-a-gob. Eventually you just run out of shit to say

[Post-Left Watch (postleftwatch.bsky.social) @PostLeftWatch]

Ana Kasparian claims that Michael Jackson was framed for CSA.

"I don't believe the bullshit about Michael Jackson. I think Michael Jackson was framed, I think Michael Jackson was punished for daring to speak out on behalf of the Palestinian people."

[Adam @adammanno]

@bumbadum14 She’s not ugly she’s a beautiful mid

[Adam @adammanno]

This “awww shucks” ass track list

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ariana Grande unveils the ‘petal’ tracklist:

1. kiss me
2. ⁠hate that i made you love me
3. petal
4. ⁠stay
5. ⁠oh well
6. ⁠big feelings
7. ⁠freak
8. ⁠(warning signs)
9. ⁠like i do
10. ⁠never get over me
11. ⁠bad thing (bunny hop)
12. ⁠nowhere, nobody

[Adam @adammanno]

Love our slightly chopped, chud millennial mayor and First Lady

[New York Post @nypost]

NYC first lady Rama Duwaji’s high-fashion Knicks parade dress was made from bootleg merch https://t.co/dzOXHf7GbJ

[Adam @adammanno]

When you hire a new trans person at work can you still call them a trainee

[Adam @adammanno]

@CaoliStuff @kissmeriver

[Adam @adammanno]

I love how once in a while Taco Bell will reverse engineer a non-fast food taco and call it something like Street-Style Cantina Foil-Wrapped Chicken Fajita Chalupa

[Adam @adammanno]

New York is literally terrifying right now

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Sucking white toes on Juneteenth Eve?!

[Adam @adammanno]

Every weapon formed against me shall prosper! I don’t want anyone to feel bad

[Adam @adammanno]

The way I have to literally clock in for online dating…

[Adam @adammanno]

Has there been a bigger generational aura loss than Jack Shlossberg