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[hjjkglp @adeolale]

Some truths about life we can all agree on?

Open the thread 🧵:

[hjjkglp @adeolale]

Oh well…🫠

[Somi Kenneth @somi_ken]

Unfortunately, I have to admit that I have not done my best. My current situation is a direct consequence of my incompetence. I suck at doing this life thing.

[Adewale Yusuf @AdewaleYusuf_]

From Ibadan to breaking the Guinness World Record for the smallest tracking GPS ever built at MIT. Meet Tobiloba #innovation

[Oreoluwa Bukola, CFA. @BukkyOA]

Just under 6 years ago, I lacked confidence- this was what I did 👇

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

THIS IS UNFAIR. Now, how will women accuse their managers of sexual harassment if there’s a witness??? 😂😂”

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

“I cook for my husband”= You’re a slave

“We split the bills”= Your husband is useless

“I spoil my wife”= You’re a simp

“I dress modestly”= You’re in an abusive marriage

“My wife and I make decisions together”= You’re not a real man

“I can’t do random nights out because I’m married” = You’re husband/wife is controlling

“My wife earns more than me”= You’re a useless leech

“My husband is the breadwinner”= You have no say since you bring nothing to the table

“I don’t need a male/female bestie because I’m married”= Your partner is insecure

This is how some of you see the world 😂

Y’all are far too pathetic and miserable to really understand what goes into making a marriage successful. Happy couples should keep it to themselves because you guys will find a fault in everything they do.

[hjjkglp @adeolale]

@BaaleOfMilan @woye1 @akinwale_cfi @mrlurvy @10_is_happening @Farmexecutive @cyrilabara @epiphanyfarmltd @farmaggregateng @Naija_farmers @Nupenchii_ @Wizarab10 please check this out 🙏

[Baale of Milan🔴⚫ @BaaleOfMilan]

Dearest X Family,

Permit me to bring a personal problem to you. One of my team members in person of Fakolade Micheal (Micolo) was hit by a private car while on a bike at Obada on the day of Eid (Ileya) resulting in breaking his Femur and Tibia, and some slight injury in the head.

After rushing him to Babcock University teaching hospital, we were told that a surgery is needed to be performed on the legs to put them back in shape.

A sum of 3,500,000 naira is needed for the surgery alone excluding medications and other hospital bills. We are assuming an additional 1,500,000 will be needed for the medications and hospital bills, bringing the total to 5,000,000

We family and friends have been able to raise 2,500,000 out of the 5,000,000 needed.

I am here soliciting public financial aid so that the surgery can be done as soon as possible. No amount is too small for this purpose.

Please 🙏, help me save Micolo 😭😭😭

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[𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓿𝓸𝓷 @ihespgl]

forming vex for your man so that he can beg you till you say what’s wrong: it’s cute🥰

your man giving you silent treatment till he cools off: that’s emotional abuse and he hates you😂

this una dating yarns ehn, na everyday i dey thank god say i don commot😭😭

[hjjkglp @adeolale]

Wild game 😭💔

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

E reach your own turn, you carry cement drink.

Your heart no longer aches. See as your heart strong, omo ale.

[ELITE MASCULINE @MasculineM7]

This video is pissing me off.

Nobody stepped in while he was getting hit, but the second he defended himself the whole save-a-hoe brigade suddenly found their morals.

Society will watch a man get abused in silence, then crucify him the moment he reacts.

[TerryGiant @TerryGiant97]

The phrase "for a man" exposes the entire rot. It's your child too lol. If the relationship ends tomorrow, you'll fight for 100% custody because it's "your"baby but while the bills are due, it's a service you performed "for him". The hypocrisy is wild

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This is what the older generations should try and do more often

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

Am I the only one who doesn’t care about skin colour? I just love me a pretty woman.

[Бианка @BiankaB12]

Piece of advice: if you are a parent, watch out what the Finns are doing and copy them. It's one of the few countries that pays closer attention to their youth. They observe, study, and adjust all the time!

For example, they are now gradually reversing their decade-long, tech-heavy education model to combat declining cognitive performance and severe classroom distractions. Schools are scaling back on devices in favor of printed textbooks, handwriting instruction, and pen-and-paper assignments.

[Alex Prompter @alex_prompter]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

[redpillbot @redpillb0t]

Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation - Suspicious donations

[MRR ADDY  @vibewithmraddy]

Nothing can make me delete this video🤣🤣

[Ghost 👨🏽‍💻🇨🇦 @Madridghost1]

A Nigerian man living in Canada shares his perspective on the realities many Nigerians face abroad, arguing that despite the 🇨🇦opportunities Canada offers, many people back home in Nigeria often enjoy better health, stronger social connections, greater happiness, and a deeper sense of fulfillment.