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Believer.@ManUtd || @FCBARCELONA || @InterMiamiCF || @warriors🏀 || Messi is the GOAT || ♏ || Philippians 4:13 ||

[j @afaayojonathan_]

The version of me you created in yur head is not my responsibility!!

[Big B @buhlesfineasf]

Actually… you wouldn’t be able to do that

[das überkristall @crystalxduan]

the point of being a hater is having taste. For everything you hate on you must have something you just as enthusiastically recommend. Otherwise you’re a cancer upon society

[ZamaKonke Khuzwayo @ZamakonkeK]

The quickest way to ruin your day is to keep up with the current news of the country.

[✨Malik ✨ @DONTPLAYCRAZY]

Would’ve killed myself at the bar. We all traumatized 💀

[𝐊 ✰ @itssthyherinme]

Went on a date last night & dude told me this was his birth mark 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[no go far @m_oluwatimi]

Celebrating your homie’s win while quietly remembering how far behind you are 💔

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

Family Guy > The Simpsons

[nate @p1xnat]

Introverts after getting selected for a job that requires socialization

[Kirk’s 3rd Earring 💎 @ayla_757]

Why are yall so funny

[Fine-ance @TheTajMiham]

How I’m dodging everything from now on. No accountability, just lifestyle.

[ZyRo🏌️‍♂️ @ZyRo7x10]

Jorge Jesus going to tell the players in the dressing room that Ronaldo has left the camp😂.

[𝑴𝒂𝒙𝒊 𝑹𝒊𝒐𝒔 🀄🥷 @utd_riossss]

“pastor Jerry hosts prayers and worship at Old Trafford”

Manchester City three days later: 👇🏼

[kinky lily @iiwishyourcses]

wallahi there’s levels to this hating shithdjssks

[osama @0ba0sama]

the french would rather burn paris to the ground than be forced to have a job for two more years, gotta respect that.

[ꪆৎ ⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊нιяσѕнι౨\🧁#evilgang @MackerelMadness]

"you only apologized cus u realized u were wrong" ...i fear thats...how it works..? When you realized you were in the wrong,you apologize😭 what else if not😭

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

When she start acting like it's a privilege to talk to her just cuz she fine

[Vivian🎀💕 @exoticvivi]

The worst part of starting a new relationship Is having to retell all your classic stories like you're on a press tour.

[Rouxpac @PunishedDiamond]

Pour moi ça reste quand même que nous les hommes soyons capables de faire ce genre de trucs stupides et potentiellement mortels juste parce que ça va nous faire marrer, mais qu'on tremble à l'idée de parler à une femme

[Kizz Savage @savagekizz]

Westlife would never believe this is their track.👀😭