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Arsenal tweets and shitposts. he/they.

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"Man U will cook under Amorim"

what Man U are cooking:

[Alfie | HITC Sevens @HITCSevens]

Spurs are weird, aren’t they

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moving like Green Boots

[Laura Kirk-Francis @LauraKirk12]

2024 let's go

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"Brentford value Toney at £100m"

you're taking the piss, right?

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a 12 point deduction won't matter when they're already going down regardless

https://t.co/pkullQuCev

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both Manchester teams lost? Arsenal smashed it?

fuckin inject it

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i assure you this will age like milk

[Daily Hotspur @Daily_Hotspur]

🎙️ Ange Postecoglou on whether #thfc will play differently vs Arsenal:

"In terms of the way we play, we're not changing, mate. We'll go out and scare the life out of them." | @standardsport

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Club Statement FC in the mud

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he is now Starman

[Andrew Allen @AAllenSport]

Referring to Bukayo Saka as 'Star Boy' 🚮

It's cringe. Stop it.

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area footballer thinks his sister is also good at football.

more news at 6.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Reece James on his sister Lauren James 💙

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i'll take "transfers less likely than my bi atheist ass becoming pope" for $400

[Football Transfers @Transfersdotcom]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE 🚨

Arsenal plotting Kvaratskhelia move using relationship with former Spezia sporting director 🔥

Osimhen staying at Napoli boosts their chances.

By @stevek9KS1TV

https://t.co/2GfCIj58gC

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footballers will claim to be LGBTQ+ allies and then go play in Saudi Arabia

money talks, bullshit walks

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draws in 2 meaningless preseason friendlies?

Arteta out, this is not the fogging estandard

[Eddie Longbridge @EddieLongbridge]

Arsenal 1-1 Watford
Nurnberg 1-1 Arsenal

Should Mikel Arteta be sacked now or does he need more time to put things right?

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the statue:

[now.arsenal @now_arsenaI]

Arsenal are set to release a statue of Arsene Wenger outside the Emirates Stadium which will be unveiled on Thursday 3rd August.

Arsenal have been working on the commissioned bronze statue for some time with a view to having it in place to coincide with the 20th anniversary of the Invincible season.

In the coming months Wenger will attend a private ceremony, with family, friends and players from the Invincibles, who are invited to a special celebration.

He joins Tony Adams, Dennis Bergkamp, Thierry Henry and Herbert Chapman with a statue outside Arsenal’s home stadium. #afc

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Galtier to manage Prison FC, here we go! Personal terms agreed - no players of color on the team.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

PSG head coach Christophe Galtier and his son have been arrested and detained as part of an investigation into racism allegations during Galtier's time at OGC Nice.

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when we seal the Declan Rice deal & announce Kai Havertz today when the window's barely been open 2 weeks

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so nice of Flo to make time for his fans

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Folarin Balogun has been hanging out with Kylian Mbappe 👀

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it's the surprise signings that excite me as much as the big-name expected ones

i fucking love silly season

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@S_Carvalho26 "Bhavss: *has legitimate points and football banter for easily rattled fans*

oppo fans: haha Bhavss fat lol"

come on, do something more creative than body-shaming ffs