Nelson

The latest happenings in the world as I know it.

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A fruit?? Yes a fruit! I am down 10 pounds in 3weeks! http://t.co/DxlLpDvoEB

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Artificial intelligence Watson a real killjoy at Scrabble party.

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Puppy kicked out of doghouse after parents discover box of bones under mattress.

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TLC has teaching license revoked.

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Mall Christmas music number four cause of suicide.

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Realtor smiling like every day is family Christmas photo.

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Scientists mixing baking soda and vinegar confirm universal theory of fun.

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National anthem in desperate need of autotune remix.

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Cyber Monday mob leaves 6 cyber bullies trampled.

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Charlie Brown so fucking sick of the holidays.

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Pepper spray repellant topping college student Christmas wish list.

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Absolutely nothing of importance to be accomplished today.

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Studies suggest Fox News viewers may be more misinformed than microwave viewers.

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Pakistan bans 1,100 words from text messages including [CENSORED], [CENSORED], [CENSORED], chili ring and [CENSORED].

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Facebook finds most people linked by 5 degrees of separation, breaking Kevin Bacon's heart.

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Boyfriend not ready for commitment of buying tampons for girlfriend.

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Tree hugging hippie sniffs spruce's hair.

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Still not clear why normal humans should watch Doctor Who.

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Terrorists consider setting their sights on all Targets.

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Secret exhibitionist Optimus Prime gets a thrill every time he changes in public.