Ryan Hardy

I solve murders to get girls.

[Ryan Hardy @AgentRyanHardy]

@DrJoeCarroll I'm on to your tricks Carroll, I read about this one in the Telltale Heart. #RetweetIfYouAlsoBangedJoeCarrollsWife

[Ryan Hardy @AgentRyanHardy]

I don't care if I get reinstated. I'm going to get Claire her son back. That's just the guy I am. #ImInItForTheSex #TheFollowing

[Ryan Hardy @AgentRyanHardy]

What if I became one of Joe Carroll's followers? That would really fuck this whole thing up. #NotLikeIHaventKilledAnyoneB4 #TheFollowing

[Ryan Hardy @AgentRyanHardy]

Agent Parker definitely wants it. Claire Matthews is hotter but she's too busy crying about her kidnapped kid. Either way works. #Threesome?

[Ryan Hardy @AgentRyanHardy]

I feel like I'm playing chess with Joe Carroll, but it's kind of unfair because his pieces are really good at murdering. #TheFollowing

[Ryan Hardy @AgentRyanHardy]

I could go for a beer right about now. Or a shot of vod. Or ten. #ImNotAnAlcoholic #TheFollowing

[Ryan Hardy @AgentRyanHardy]

Trying to solve a serial murder frenzy planned three years in advance by a genius mastermind. #StillDontHaveAGun #TheFollowing

[Ryan Hardy @AgentRyanHardy]

#TheFollowing is a GREAT new show that's strikingly similar to my life. 9 PM 2nite! @kevinbacon is doing a brilliant job. @TheFollowingFOX

[Ryan Hardy @AgentRyanHardy]

Joe Carroll needs to work on his reading comprehension skills. Pretty sure Edgar Allen Poe didn't want his readers to become serial killers.

[Ryan Hardy @AgentRyanHardy]

It doesn't matter how many people Joe Carroll murders. I already boned his wife and there's no topping that. #ShesHot #TheFollowing

[Ryan Hardy @AgentRyanHardy]

Hear that? I make women's bodies quiver with every touch. #GetAtMeLadies #TheFollowing

[Ryan Hardy @AgentRyanHardy]

This case is so fucked. #SometimesIWishMyPacemakerWouldFail #TheFollowing

[Ryan Hardy @AgentRyanHardy]

I doubt my drinking problem will ever be a problem while solving this case- especially because Carol is already in custody. #ThatWasEasy

[Ryan Hardy @AgentRyanHardy]

Trying to track down two gay dudes and a babysitter who have been brainwashed by a serial killer and Edgar Allan Poe #TypicalSaturdayNight

[Ryan Hardy @AgentRyanHardy]

When I get mad I throw chairs. #TheFollowing

[Ryan Hardy @AgentRyanHardy]

Serial killers that make young girls stab themselves in the face are just no fun. @TheFollowingFox #TheFollowing

[Ryan Hardy @AgentRyanHardy]

Shit's about to get real. #TheFollowing

[Ryan Hardy @AgentRyanHardy]

I miss having a gun :(

[Ryan Hardy @AgentRyanHardy]

Wow. It's almost been 10 years since my last FBI case. Miss that job. Maybe one day they will want me back. #MyLifeIsBoring