Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.
Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.
The new narrower u-turn at Hoodi hasn’t stopped wrong siders. It’s far more dangerous now, and virtually impossible for a 4-wheeler to take the u-turn safely. A car needs to use up the left most lane and cut across the road to take the turn without backing up @blrcitytraffic
@DCPTrEastBCP#Hoodi
Today's traffic modification of closing U turn in front of Bhagini Residency is causing more harm than benefits. Now the entire stretch till NetApp is choked. If you control the wrong side driving of vehicles, things will be ok.
Please open this U-turn.
Urgent: Critical U-turn on Hoodi Main Road (opp BlueDart/near Metro) has been blocked with stones. This forces 2km detour to ITPL Main Road which is already choked, causing massive gridlock.
Is this an authorized closure? It's making the traffic situation much worse. Please investigate and restore access.
@blrcitytraffic@BlrCityPolice@BBMPCOMM@CPBlr #BangaloreTraffic #Hoodi #Whitefield
@blrcitytraffic city planning is a joke. They just closed yet another u-turn - one providing access to two large high-rises in Hoodi, near Bagmane. Now I’m forced to take 2kms extra and face the already clogged and chaotic Hoodi signal traffic 🤡