Aivan Martinez

Gamer, Mac Head, Twittering fool

[Matt Baume @MattBaume]

Ok, so for the next Benoit Blanc film, hear me out:

[Muno 🐌 @munosnail]

Apparently in the new pokemon, if you plug in two controllers at once you can run twice as fast. Like you hold both joysticks and it just... adds the speed

these devs had NO TIME lmao

[julia reinstein 🚡 @juliareinstein]

in case twitter shuts down soon, let’s all reconvene on the neopets message boards

[めがてる🐈‍⬛うちの黒猫、おんなのこ🐾発売中 @M_terU116]

93.
ハイカラなバレルスピナー
#splatoon3
#100日チャレンジ

[RPG Site @RPGSite]

Kingdom Hearts first released in North America twenty years ago today, in 2002. It's one of the top ten selling games for the PlayStation 2, and of course spawned a huge series of sequels, spin-offs, and remasters.

[The Lord of the Rings @TheRingsofPower]

We stand in solidarity with our cast. #YouAreAllWelcomeHere

[deidredykes in the sky too @DeidreDykes]

If you feel the urge to say, “I suffered X and I turned out fine. Others should also suffer through X so the world feels fair to me,” then you did not, in fact, turn out fine and you need a hierarchy of suffering and “success” to feel good about yourself.

Go to therapy.

[Samuel Deats 🌕 @SamuelDeats]

Again, this kind of stuff needs to be stopped. It's blowing up the housing market and economy. No one, whether you're on the left or the right, should find this OK.

[UMISHO @UMlSHO]

Testament being nonbinary and then Bridget being trans might be a bigger W than me winning evo, this makes me so unbelievably happy ;;;;;

[Phil Nelson @philnelson]

A bunch of the insurrectionists were cops! This “no true scotsman” shit is tired

[/Film @slashfilm]

Jordan Peele: anime fan. https://t.co/FpLu8KnMqX

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

Truly remarkable numbers. In just under two years public approval of the US Supreme Court has fallen from 66% to 38%. Simply unprecedented in rapidity. This is what fatal loss of institutional legitimacy looks like. https://t.co/HJU0x0GtPp

[Sayed Tabatabai, M.D. @TheRealDoctorT]

This table shows first quarter profits for the major health insurance companies, compared to last year. First quarter PROFITS. (From Samantha Liss at HealthcareDive.)

[Noodles | 🍜 @Noodledori1]

Look at all the things you can learn from Anime

[Studio Ghibli @GhibliUSA]

Happy 25th Anniversary to PRINCESS MONONOKE.

[Alayna Treene @alaynatreene]

A stunning text exchange between former Trump campaign manager Brad Parscale and former campaign official Katrina Pierson

[André @AndreSegers]

Is Kirby's Dream Buffet the secret return of the cancelled Kirby Bowl 64?

[De Elizabeth @deelizabeth_]

Actually the sluttiest thing a man can do is open both doors of Helm’s Deep at the same time